Already got Terraria so here I am trying for the secret giveaway :)
A little bit brutal, but how many gnomes do you need to paint a wall red? - Depends how hard you throw them.

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thanks

My dog has no nose. How does she smell? Great! I just gave her a bath.

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ty
edit for inserting a pityfull joke :
A man is scolding a kid at the pool : "You do not have the right to pee in the pool kid !"
kid : "but everyone do it from times to times !"
man : "from the diving board you are the only one !"

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So, 10 women standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter comes out and telling them this:
Those who cheated her husband cant come in, so those go away. 9 turns back and
start to go somewhere else. In the time Peter crying out for them: Hey girls stop!
You forgot the deaf one here. :)

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," as the new password and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

EDIT: Enough jokes for me,gonna go sleep

Thank You So Much! :D

Thanks, I'm bad at jokes :D

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

Let me think, about terraria: Is that the eater of worlds in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
PS: thx for the giveaway ^^

risk

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Women only call me ugly until they know how much money i make, after that they call me ugly and poor

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thanks a lot sir :D

I have intercourse at least once a year...

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ty =)

Can I put a dirty joke?

EDIT: well here it goes

How do you know that your sister is on her period?
You taste you father's dick

Why did the blonde put her iPhone in a blender? ... To make apple juice.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.