Muscle memory.

Gravity isn't strong. Look at the gravitational pull of the Earth, yet it can barely hold the atmosphere in place.

Actually, gravity is the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces.

It has no energy left to lift, because it constantly has to push the moon away. Huh, maybe it lifts the moon then...

Theoretically gravity only works that way if combinated with red bull or drugs. Anyone who tried it that can confirm?

Because it doesn't need to lift anything since everybody just falls for it.