Description

This is Capelle Centrum.

This is Metrolijn C train to De Akkers. The next station is Slotlaan.
This is Metrolijn C train to De Terp. The next station is De Terp.

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and
they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend
says,"You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why
don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking
around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have
dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend
agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked
into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate
lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and
dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers
were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How
was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad
tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman
tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off and we had sex in every
imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could
barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow," the first guy says, "did you get a blow job?" "No," says the
second friend. "I couldn't find her head."

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