This is Slotlaan.
This is Metrolijn C train to De Akkers. The next station is Capelsebrug.
This is Metrolijn C train to De Terp. The next station is Capelle Centrum.
The stockbroker called his client and said, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."
Sam said "Tell me the bad news first."
The stockbroker said "Sam, I'm sorry, but I lost all of your money."
Sam said, "What's the good news?"
The stockbroker replied, "I got laid last night.""I made a killing on Wall Steet a few years ago... I shot my broker."
-- Groucho Marx
