Luigi and Mario were fishing in the Mediterranean sea one sunny day when a World War II mine came floating along. On seeing this round, spikey object coming nearer and nearer, Luigi shouts at his friend " Hey Mario, it's a mine, it's a mine!!!" Mario replies " O.K. Luigi, you can-a have it!!! "

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The joke is in your hands.

What's the definition of irony?

It's like goldy and bronzey, only made of iron.

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A dialog between two lovers:

• "Do you love your math more than me?"
• "Of course not, dear - I love you much more."
• "Then prove it!"
• "OK... Let R be the set of all lovable objects..."

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatie
MOO!

Why did the scarecrow win a prestigious award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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A blonde was shopping at Target, and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos…..it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.’ ‘Wow, said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing….I’m going to buy it!’ So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. ‘What’s that?’ he asked. ‘Why, that’s a thermos…..it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,’ she replied. Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’ The blond replied…….’Two popsicles and some coffee.’

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I'd leave a joke, but I don't know any (that are funny) in English... Still, awesome giveaway, thank you! :)

Danke!

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Superb! Thanks, Trenton94

No good jokes are coming to mind. :(

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Two blondes walk into a bar. The redhead that was walking behind them ducked underneath it.

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