From Humble Monthly. In lieu of thanks, how about a joke?
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My ass! Nyah! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Enough!
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It makes more sense in the context of the movie.
Actually, no, it totally doesn't, it's not that kind of movie.
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you tried
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hell of a good joke indeed! :D
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Thank you! ๐๐
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Thanks!
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A bunch of roman soldiers enter a tavern. One of them shows 2 fingers to the barkeep and says:
"Five beers, please."
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A Roman soldier walks into a bar and orders a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman snorts and says, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"
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Ooo, good one. I'm going to use it from now on. :D
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<3!
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When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
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heh
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Why are ghosts always invited to the party? Because they bring their own BOOs.
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