I am not good at jokes, but I love cats. I would give you a cat, if I could.

thanks!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

(it sounds like they say "I eat my poo," which is hilarious!)

Thnx

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ...
"You @$$hole! It's 03:15 in the bloody morning!

3Q!10Q! Tks!

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A guy walks into a bar.

He said "ouch"

"Instead of say "thank you", tell me a random joke"

Thank you. Enters rebel mode

thanks :D

Thanks

thanks for sharing.