Hail to the king, baby.

All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is the Big Bertha! ... It's a damn long, 57-foot-diameter tunnel boring machine. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the home improvement department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Osaka, Japan. Retails for a few millions too much for your budget. It's got a steel frame, giant cutting blades, and a lot of problems. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?

Edit: Damn, shouldn't have gone to breakfast before finishing this. :D