Check-Out Woman: Where's your mom?
Kevin: In the car.
Check-Out Woman: Where's your father?
Kevin: He's at work.
Check-Out Woman: What about your brothers and sisters?
Kevin: I'm an only child.
Check-Out Woman: Where do you live?
Kevin: I can't tell you that.
Check-Out Woman: Why not?
Kevin: Because you're a stranger.
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Thx for the giveaway! :)
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Thank you. :)
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I love Home Alone! Also, thanks for the giveaway!
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haha you're welcome!
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