Radio reports that heat is on the way to our fair city. As the week goes on the numbers will rise, they tell us. My plan: hide inside. Lately I've been neglecting my Steam stuff for a stint of playing Guild Wars 2, which is a kind of consistency and also a laziness on my part. I guess I'm okay with that, for now.

So apparently old Bernie - not THAT Bernie - is arcading his way to meet up with his love-nest girl at the end of the level. He'll need to collect all the blue pills and avoid all the birds trying to poop on his head to have the evening of his dreams. It's always something! This here key is an old one, newly revealed, and it should be all ship-shape and ready for your attentions. If there's a problem, please let me know. Enjoy!