Short People got no reason. Short People got no reason. Short People got no reason. To live.
They got little hands. And little eyes. And they walk around. Tellin' great big lies. They got little noses. And tiny little teeth. They wear platform shoes. On their nasty little feet.
Well, I don't want no Short People. Don't want no Short People. Don't want no Short People. Round here.
Short People are just the same. As you and I (A Fool Such As I). All men are brothers. Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World).
Short People got nobody. Short People got nobody. Short People got nobody. To love.
They got little baby legs. And they stand so low. You got to pick 'em up. Just to say hello. They got little cars. That go beep, beep, beep. They got little voices. Goin' peep, peep, peep.
They got grubby little fingers. And dirty little minds. They're gonna get you every time.
Well, I don't want no Short Peopl.e Don't want no Short People. Don't want no Short People. 'Round here.
Did you know that George Lucas wanted to make a Lord of the Rings movie, but failed to get the rights? In response he made the movie "Willow," which features Nelwyn in the place of Hobbits and Daikini in the place of Men.
It's a very good movie. I suggest watching it :)
I thought that would make an interesting comment. I hope you enjoyed reading it.
Some short people are at that unfortunate height where they're not short enough to be a midget (and thus partially protected from people's jokes due to their midgitness) but not tall enough to be cool. They're fair game for jokes.
yeeeey 10 copies thx ! :)
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That wasn't disparaging to short people at all :(
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Short people get very low self-esteem around numbers of or divisible by 10. Little known fact!
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It's SCIENCE! (clearly)
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ty 10 copies :D
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Thanks :D
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thanks :D
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thanks for this , 10 copy waow !
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Short People got no reason. Short People got no reason. Short People got no reason. To live.
They got little hands. And little eyes. And they walk around. Tellin' great big lies. They got little noses. And tiny little teeth. They wear platform shoes. On their nasty little feet.
Well, I don't want no Short People. Don't want no Short People. Don't want no Short People. Round here.
Short People are just the same. As you and I (A Fool Such As I). All men are brothers. Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World).
Short People got nobody. Short People got nobody. Short People got nobody. To love.
They got little baby legs. And they stand so low. You got to pick 'em up. Just to say hello. They got little cars. That go beep, beep, beep. They got little voices. Goin' peep, peep, peep.
They got grubby little fingers. And dirty little minds. They're gonna get you every time.
Well, I don't want no Short Peopl.e Don't want no Short People. Don't want no Short People. 'Round here.
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LOL I wasn't expecting the whole song. Very nice.
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damnit, he stole my idea
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And a good idea it was :D
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What do you call a midget with no money? Short on cash. Dohohoh.
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:D Excellent work
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thank you!
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;D
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Are you trying to compensate for your size by giving out 10 copies ?
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Haha, that would only work if I was short ;)
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Its so big it can touch the ground.. Because my legs are only 4 inches long...
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LOL. Current frontrunner here.
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You're so short that even your mouth smells like feet!
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That might also indicate either a very unusual fetish or a propensity for getting yourself into trouble the wrong thing at times
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random disparaging comment!
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...but...about who?!!?
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Great Game!
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last shelf is a bitch, you get a ladder and then you die :p
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Haha, no they don't use shelves. They tunnel.
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Aslong you are not a midget you will be fine (lies)
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for sooth...
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Doyou play mini-golf?
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I have tried. It is too mini :(
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Did you know that George Lucas wanted to make a Lord of the Rings movie, but failed to get the rights? In response he made the movie "Willow," which features Nelwyn in the place of Hobbits and Daikini in the place of Men.
It's a very good movie. I suggest watching it :)
I thought that would make an interesting comment. I hope you enjoyed reading it.
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The heck? I'm going to have to look that up now! Thanks!
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Stupid Daikini!
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Woah, hope to be lucky this time!
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Why cant i call them midgets anymore?
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10/10
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Some short people are at that unfortunate height where they're not short enough to be a midget (and thus partially protected from people's jokes due to their midgitness) but not tall enough to be cool. They're fair game for jokes.
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Wait what? Short people?
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Scary right?
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Well, perhaps they could convince themselves a Smart Car is really a full-size sedan. XD
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"OMG honey it's SOOOOOO roomy!"
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10 copies!!! Thank you sir
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Thanks! ^.^
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10 Copies!! Thanks!!!
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