Where's the party at?

points down

::ties a balloon to a mailbox::

Walking down the street, several km tho.

Right here, Y U NO COME?

This is where the party's at

It is where it is. To further elaborate would not be wise and would actually defeat the whole purpose of such a thing itself. While I know of its location, it isn't for me to reveal. However, it is perfectly clear that it must be somewhere, and that somewhere is there. Where there is... well, again I dare not say. To be completely honest, it's not that I do not wish to tell you, but due to the nature of what it is, I fear that by revealing its location, it would move somewhere else, somewhere hidden where even I would not find. So... sorry, friend. :(