... By making Jade totally broke. 8D

Here I have 52 giveaways, a mixture of public, forum and open and closed group giveaways, one for every week of Steamgift's existence. I would like you to enjoy them, and I'm giving you advance warning so you can save up a few points. The total points value of these games is 752P. They last for two days, from 00:00 1st June GMT+12 until 11:59 1st June GMT-12. I sincerely hope everyone has fun, enjoys their wins, doesn't mind their losses and continues being a great, fantastic community that I am thrilled to be a part of (and spam. Just had my 6000th post).

Public Giveaways:

BioShock 2 (20P)

Hitman: Codename 47 (10P)

Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (10P)

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days (15P)

Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light (15P)

Space Pirates and Zombies (10P)

Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble (10P)

Hydrophobia: Prophecy (5P)

Assassin's Creed: Director's Cut Edition (20P)

Nation Red (10P)

Dear Esther (7P)

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon (10P)

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Thunder (5P)

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Desert Siege (5P)

Beyond Good and Evil (10P)

Bloody Good Time (5P)

Metro 2033 (20P)

FEAR 3 (40P)

Dead Island (30P)

Sid Meier's Civilization V: Game of the Year (50P)

Torchlight (15P)

Torchlight (15P)

Torchlight II (20P)

Group Giveaways: S.Gifts:

Just Cause 2 (15P)

Hitman: Blood Money (10P)

Orcs Must Die: Game of the Year Edition (20P)

Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II (5P)

Wolf Pack (15P)

Dear Esther (7P)

CID the Dummy (5P)

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter (10P)

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2 (10P)

Torchlight (15P)

Torchlight II (20P)

Contributor Giveaway:

Torchlight II (15P) (requires $150 worth of giveaways marked as recieved)

Forum Giveaways:

Hydrophobia: Prophecy (5P)

Nation Red (10P)

Dear Esther (7P)

Beyond Good and Evil (10P)

Metro 2033 (20P)

Sins of a Solar Empire: Trinity (20P)

Brothers in Arms: Complete Pack (20P)

Torchlight (15P)

Group Giveaway: The No:

Assassin's Creed 2: Deluxe Edition (20P)

Group Giveaways: Souls:

Fortix (1P)

Secret of the Magic Crystals (5P)

Dead Island (30P)

Group Giveaway: Sparkle's Porn:

BioShock (20P)

Group Giveaway: Giveaway of the Dead:

Dead Island (30P)

Group Giveaway: Chieftain's Clan:

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell (10P)

Group Giveaway: Screenshot-Feature:

Supreme Commander 2 (15P)

Group Giveaway: Stronger than a Horse:

Bloody Good Time (5P)

End!

Have fun, everyone! And no, I wasn't joking about being broke. Leeching powers, activate!

Edit: My reward for offering up everything I own!

Fuck you, loko.
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Oh baby...

12 years ago
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Thank you for the ton of giveaways!

12 years ago
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Wow, this is pretty amazing. Many thanks to thejadefalcon for offering up so many games at once. (And of course, thanks to everyone else who contributes games to make this site what it is.) This must explain the sudden large increase in my available points. ;) I only joined the site last week, so I didn't know its birthday was coming up. Happy birthday, and many more to come! :)

12 years ago
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Thank you sir.

12 years ago
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awesome giveaways jade!!!

thx you a lot for doing this

12 years ago
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Holy fuck dude, do you need a dollar or something now? Some herb? A mix?

12 years ago
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Actually, a few dollars would be very much appreciated right now. :|

12 years ago
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How about another copy of Horrid Henry?

12 years ago
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Wow O_O, Thank you for being so epic and awesome. All hail the great Jade!
Also, Happy Anniversary Steam Gifts!

12 years ago
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Holy crap... O_O Thanks, man!! Really amazing, you're truly generous^^ And Happy Birthday, Steamgifts!! I hope the community continues this great \o

12 years ago
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Holy giveaways batman!

12 years ago
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Wow thanks so much!

12 years ago
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Awesome, thanks!

12 years ago
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Jade is jaded with jades. Thanks for sharing.

12 years ago
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Jade, you curazay

12 years ago
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Nicely done sir.

12 years ago
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Happy anniversary, SteamGifts. Jade, you're awesome, but you definitely need a self-control transplant. :-)

12 years ago
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Thanks a lot for the giveaways :D

12 years ago
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wow - don't even know what to say to that...

other than
Thank You - way too cool, sir

12 years ago
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Amazing giveaway spree Jade! Thank you and good luck to everyone who enters them. Hopefully the first of many anniversaries for SteamGifts! :)

12 years ago
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" speechless "

12 years ago
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Can't believe it, someone give this man a Bell's! You are a god among men.

12 years ago
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OO...--...O_O... Thnx Jade,... as always you try to have and Iron claw on everyone :p Oh you Tyrant :D. Happy SG Anniversary. Much love to all the MODs for doing an exceptional job, and of-course much love to the fine exquisite community members (you know if you are one ;) ).

12 years ago
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Oh my...
Yeah, well, not enough words for it.
jawdrop

12 years ago
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No words are needed, for you are my Bean Bag Buccaneer.

12 years ago
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here we go again :D.

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

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No no no no, you're all doing it wrong!

I am an Austrian mathematician and astronomer who got himself taken on as an assistant to Brahe in order to get access to his planetary tables. I had been trained as a Platonist and Neopythagorean, and am given to rather mystical views, as exemplified in my work Mysterium Cosmographicum. Nevertheless, I am also a confirmed Copernican. In fact, I wanted to use Tycho's data to prove the validity of the Copernican theory. I analyzed the vast amount of data upon Brahe's death. From this data, I prepared new planetary tables (called the Rudolphine Tables). At first, I determined the shape of planetary orbits to be ovoid, but rejected this result for aesthetic reasons. Going back over my calculations, I found and corrected an error. The new shape turned out to be an ellipse, which fit well into my Pythagorean views on nature.

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<3 BBB!

12 years ago
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i know what to do now for the next 2 days...

12 years ago
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Wow just wow jade ! Thanks a lot for being so generous and also happy birthday to SG :D Oh btw congratz for ur ultimate 6k spam ◕ ‿ ◕

12 years ago
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Jadey thanky

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Closed 12 years ago by thejadefalcon.