Video Games in one line.

Dark Souls: YOU DIED

Sleeping Dogs : A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man !

Bioshock Infinite: pedo alert.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4 : Boobs

Bioshock: Would you kindly?

Gothic 1: Chillax in the swamp, smoke some weed, Zzzzz!

Super Mario:Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.

Starcraft: You must construct additional pylons.

Borderlands 2: Killing bad guys is always fun!

The Longest Journey: That's SO not appropriate!

Skyrim-No Lollygaging.

Destiny: Scan everything! - Dinklage Edition

Civilization V: one more turn.

Dungeons of Dredmor: Congratulations, you have died!

Tropico 4: A garage is overloaded, build another one nearby.

FTL: WARNING: HULL CRITICAL

X-COM Enemy Unknown: HOW COULD YOU MISS A 95% SHOT AT ALMOST POINT BLANK RANGE AT THIS CRITICAL MOMENT ARGHHH

Dishonored - Kill everyone. Or noone at all

Far cry 2: Rust

crusader kings 2: I! MUST! KILL! MY BROTHERS!!!

GTA SA: All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

Fallout series: War, war never changes...

The Elder Scrolls IV - Oblivion: Stop right there criminal scum!

Postal 2: Guns don't kill people, I do.

Minecraft: Just... one... more... block!!

Payday 2: Guys, The Thermal drill, Go get it!

The King of Fighters XIII Steam Edition: Legs and Sparkles

batman (any game): I am BATMAN!

Ace Combat: pls respond.
Fortix 1&2: Polygon all the things!
Mass Effect: Sci-fi romance sim with some RPG on the side.
Critter Crunch: The cutest game where you gorge yourself on food and then puke it up so your child can eat it.
Hammerwatch: I hope you enjoy the sensation of carpal tunnel syndrome!
Rogue Legacy: A game where you spend all your time making your genes better and better with each generation.

Deus Ex Human Revolution - I never asked for this.