Celebrating 2000+ comments on my Steam profile!

From the creator of the guy who probably forced you to do something unnecessary comes another thread that gives me an excuse to make another thread.

You know how most people just celebrate something they did? For example, some people celebrate reaching a certain level on SteamGifts because they have the money to do so? Or how people celebrate owning over 1000 games on their Steam account because they know their father wasn't coming back from the grocery store to buy you a copy of Super Mario or some flowers for your mother? Well, I would like to celebrate something unique! And by unique, I mean someone has probably done it before but not recently hopefully.

I HAVE OVER 2000 COMMENTS ON MY STEAM PROFILE!

It is worth celebrating because although it gives half the satisfaction, it also takes half the effort in both time and money. So it is worth celebrating.
Sure I was going to gloat how I have 2200 comments but I'm almost certain some people will delete their comments. Better safe than slightly sorry!

Do tell me in this thread how much better you are than me. Kthx.

Obligatory Giveaway here.