I like Mass Effect 3 ending

That description got me hard.

I've merged without signaling

I ate an oreo, Without licking or dunking.

Im so badass the boogeyman looks under he's bed to make sure I'm not there.

I'm so tough that i enter all Secret of the Magic Crystals giveaways

I'm so tough, I never read the terms and conditions, always play Guitar Hero on Expert, and live in a man-cave! >:D

I'm so hard that I did not read the rules of this post. Am I invited?

I don't look at explosions I just walk away. Also I eat ramen like a real badass not half assed like these others. Eat the noodles uncooked, drink the boiling water to wash it down, snort the powder, then fuck bitches.

Also, you better call Kenny Loggins cause your in the DANGER ZONE!

I've seen the full 10 hour version of Nyan Cat >:D

I fish without bait. this is badass

I've seen Whaleman... and lived.

I'm so tough, that I once chopped George Washington in half, and then proceeded to fuck the shit out of a bear.

i can sleep with nyan cat song played along night

Iam so though, that i eat only raw meat, i shower in lava and instead of towel, i use grater.

I've seen Candlejack, and I eve

I'm so STRONG, I only drink lusus milk and I make robots so I can smash them. http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004116

I'm so tough I can invite myself to your group by hacking your brain an inviting me.

That's what I'm doing now: go invite me!

i would punch a dolphin in the face, then use his face to smack a pandas face to join this group

I'm a tough bastard, I do tricking and I have tenosynovitis for four years now. (because some idiot twisted my ankles too hard -.-)

The pain was horrible when I started, but it's much better now (still hurts sometimes)...I also broke my little toe a few years ago and realized it far too late, because now it's standing a bit in the other direction xD

I eat Cheese Toasties. WITHOUT THE CHEESE.

I dropped my laptop on the floor, that badass enough?

I live in Russia... and hold the breath - I am a Russian and i can eat mayonnaise from package without bread (true)

I am against taking things the easy way, therefor I DON'T USE quick-save/normal-save, even though I mostly play games on hardest difficulties. Only time I save a game is when I shut it down for that day, with the exception of made for pussies games where you have auto-save checkpoints. In addition, I allways save over the same save game file over and over :). If there is a system/game/save/electricity error, I got to start allover again :D...and I like it. Examples of those restarts are Half-Life (65% through), Need for Speed Porsche (95% through), HALO (50% through). (all true and not made up)

This I am!: http://www.jnm.be/?a=49&pag=45&type=fotopagina&per=galerij&foto=136019#foto

I eat chicken with my bare hands