It's that time of the year, when farm animals and domesticated house lions join forces to blow your assholes off with a bunch of free games! So here we go!

Splatter - Blood Red Edition Steam Key: FHP4Q-8L4Y2-R[]64

[]= a had of should I

(I doubt anyone will get this)

10 years ago*

Comment has been collapsed.

On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two: https://www.humblbundle.com/gift?key=65UdNF4fFGAfsMxf

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

gone in 20 seconds :)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

So llama what does queen bitch think about you and muahahahahameow, does they get along like cat and dogs? badum tss

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

She doesn't know about us. ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Never thought about getting a female llama?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Maybe Meow is secretly a llama? You know female llama, like femllama?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I have a part of all animals in me. I'm just mostly a cat.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

What Llama said. ^
Llama and I, however, get along very well. In bed. Sex.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

but a llama is so much bigger than a cat. you two must be really good in sex if this works out

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

He's decent. I prefer elephant dick, to be honest. They are just SO satisfying.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

what the hell?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

SHE CHEATED ON YOU!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I still love your lovings <3

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Fluff my Llama

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I'll fluff your dick

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Good god man. It's like you are trying to get me in trouble.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

IMBECILE. I AM NO MAN, I AM A CAT. AND YOUR SEX SLAVE. DUH.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

i only meant the height difference :D but good to know ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Or llama may have a micro penis, thought i know that's not the case may be backwards then...

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

just imagine a llama on a cat xD reminds me of this

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

ohyesohyesohyes

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

You would be the giraffe i suppose

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

XD

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Ever hear the phrase "Hung like a Llama"?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Fancy Skulls: GOCHM-6IZ5A-OEECZ
Two sets of letters look like their 'inverse' numbers

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

got it right but taken

oh well :3

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

got it right but taken

oh well :3

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Into the Dark: Ultimate Trash Edition Steam Key: X9[]H[]-[]F0ZT-PY3EW

[]= Sign of the devil? (it's not, but we aren't going there)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Used.
So hard to write 'Thank you', isn't it...?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

They may be ashamed or something :D

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Ashamed of being ungrateful?
Good point. ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Of getting something for free. Who knows :)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I dont know if some got it or not. When i tried i get to many atempts message. So if someone wants to try evil symbol is 666

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Dawn of Fantasy: Kingdom Wars: XVIBUQJZ8AVBTJPEEPEEHLZ8UK54V
There should be no E's whatsoever.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

To many attempst :D thanks for all you lovely mamals

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

taken, after only 8 hours.. those damn ninjas! >_<
ahahahha :D

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

So; How can we improve our system here? How can we ensure that people say something when they get the game? add everyone and make them get the keys through chat? Ideas?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Adding the player on steam would force the winner to say thank you.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

i normally do the first comment gets the key thing and then i add them, but thats a lot of work with so many keys

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

We could just make everyone comment something and do it that way, like we sometimes do. Like, whoever is right or whoever has the best answer gets the key or something.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Answering a riddle or trivia would be a good idea.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

People who are not that fluent English speakers may struggle with this.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Unless it's extremely simple questions of course.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

yeah, i remember the last llama thread (where i won something, thank you llama) there i had to guess the color of his lighter. maybe something like this?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Don't really know. If it's first come first served anyway then maybe instead of who gets the key you will pick by who writes a comment first? Then you add them, etc.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Only real workaround i see is adding the 1st guy to reply correctly to whatever puzzle (not consisting of the link/key itself). But that would give you 10x the work, no? :P

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

This thread is quite easy to fap to.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Can I help?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Oh, I see. It's all about the sex! It wasn't me!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

It's MOSTLY you, Llama, my precious!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

If you use your elbow(s). Then yes, the more the merrier Christmas.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Llamas overall are.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Thank you.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

No no no.

Thank you.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Having elbows helps immeasurably! ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I laughed at this.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I'm wondering what a laughing llama sounds like

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Here.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

hahahahaha really? i love llamas now even more

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

That almost sounds like a Peter Griffin overdub xD

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I posted that reply, scrolled down, and laughed again. You, sir, get a game. add me on steam

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Stick RPG 2: Director's Cut: IYI68-I2I5B-NaKeD9D
Pretty easy.

Let's get naked now.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Let me just.... fapfapfap

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Wrong key it seems (Dawn of Fantasy).

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Blame Llama. He's the one who gives you these.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I copy pasta'd straight from the website!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

WELL IT WAS WRONG

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Llama was wrong.
The site was wrong.

WHOLE INTERNET IS WRONG

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

i am always when i'm on steamgifts, so i can feel the love better

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

done.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Trust me, I know ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Larva Mortus Steam Key: EJM2T-WDHXI-[]JRBR

[] = 8+1-9+3+3+3

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Got it, thanks, llama!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

dup =/ probably were close though. thanks for doing this regardless =) It's people like you two who makes this place as great as it is.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

these two are increbible awesome! thank you from heart for being so generous and funny too :D

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Banana.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

bad clown. back into the closet where you can scare some kids!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

So you say you want to meet again...?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

waiting for you funnyman ;)

also i called the cops in advance.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

An old lady at an ATM today asked me to help her check her balance.

so I pushed her over.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Great, I love those guys! They always bring some sticks and fun stuff...

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Can I join? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Only if you bring peanut butter.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I have some shoved up my vagina. Is that good enough?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Then you have to bring 2. Used are half the price.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Deal

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Dreaming Sarah: Z4[73]P-[]NRG-8QD6W
[first brackets] -1= [second brackets]

OHMYGODGUYSTHEGAMEISDREAMINGABOUTME

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

still too slow. somebody out there really got a triggerfinger =P

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

And now I will be dreaming about you because I got the game :P thanks meow!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss! In your dream there will be lots and lots of dildos

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

So dreaming as usual then?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

now that i know your name i'll find you :P

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

You only know my first ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

a sarah who likes cats, should not be that hard to find ^^

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

xD And how do you expect to find me? :p

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

magic, it always helps me

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Good luck :p

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Necronomicon: The Dawning of Darkness Steam Key: 6FCRH-5BAQI-[]RJ

[]=50,000

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Damn, and when I finally get in time Steam goes nuts :(

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Got it, thanks

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Actually, in lieu with what you discussed earlier about making sure people say thanks for the game... how about some puzzles that takes slightly longer to solve? or maybe announce the game before the code? don't get me wrong, you're doing something wonderful here, but with the rush to grab anything, i kinda didn't even notice what game it was. In the case of Dreaming Sarah, i probably would have held back and let someone else have a bigger chance at getting it. I know if i had gotten it, that i'd sit afterwards feeling like i cheated someone who would really have enjoyed that game.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

We can try that. How about an example?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Guessing game: What's bigger, the banana in your fridge or the one in your pants? (And why?)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

The one in my pants because I don't have a banana in my fridge. Plus, my dick is 24 inches long

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Hot.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

So... about them elephants...

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

[random numeral in the code] = the hour of the day Obama held a speech on freedom some specific day. that'll force me to look it up on google.

or full substitutions? shift every letter in the code 1 up or 1 down? that'll slow it down slightly too.

or as i said, simply saying "hey, next game is vvvvv in 20 seconds!"?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Steam Bandits: Outpost: 9DC5D-MQ5GP-7IB8H
Those damn B & 8's again...

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Thanks! Got it!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Adventurezator: When Pigs Fly: M2D88-3YMBW-VMRM4
It's not just B & 8's now. It's also M & W's.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Thank you

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

CastleMiner Z: 6I7PM-V0X3M-X94[phone home]
Two letters. Hopefully you get this.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

i added you sarah from michigan :)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

It's really not hard. All you have to do is look on my steam profile on SG, and Michigan is on my steam profile. Really not hard. At All. :p

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

It's already taken...:/

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

yeah i know, i actually only wanted to let u know that i added you. have something for you

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Oh? Well I would have seen it anyways :p

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

200 comment wishlist GA time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question of the day: coming right up...

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

YES, WE NEED MORE LUBE

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I GOT THAT COVERED

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Peanut butter doesn't count :P

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Does jelly?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly" ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Or is it the day of the question?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Wishlist GA question: I am getting drunk when I should be doing homework. What class am I fucking off?

If you can guess the chapter as well, I will double the value of the game.

One guess per person.

EDIT: It has to be an actual class, not a subject.

Science, history, math, etc. does not count.
Biology, US history, beginning algebra, etc. does count.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Sex 101
Chapter 69

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Science class. (How specific do I new to be? Chemistry?)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

More specific than science. there is no "science" class.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

History. Chapter 4

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Statistics
Chapter 7

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Government, Chapter 13

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Electrical Engineering?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Biology

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

biology?

edit: someone beat me to it. physics?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Mechanic of fluids?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

chemistry, chapter 6

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Winnar! Wrong chapter though :(

Add me on steam. Also: sorry elbows, you should have edited.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

So, which chapter then?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

18

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I wasn't sure if you meant like what kind of class or the exact specific class.

;_; I feel quite cheated.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Ecological sciences.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

calculus 101

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

creative writing, but i guess being drunk would help at this

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

https:www.indiegala.comgame?game_id=70f0589e4d2c11e497dd41cc9489a885&token=8e67b37d5a4411e4a17761b8003e31d0
Who need's /'s? Oh, that's right. You do.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

wtf?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Donated from --------------

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

who could this be?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

wut u tlkn boot m8

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

/got/it/thanks!/

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Animals are not allowed in bars :3

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

olfox69 pls

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Psuchy clon pls

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

k

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Forgive me senpai , but we have to respect the rules.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

There are rules?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

oddrules

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

The rules respect me.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Woof

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

:3 ! licks eye

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

mmmcomeherebby

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

oh mama sexy music

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Claustrophobia: The Downward Struggle: 8ILPV-4BCN3-VE7KK
There's an 8, and there's a B.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Lol, when I refreshed it showed 0 seconds ago, and already taken .....

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

FATE: Undiscovered Realms: PF3MX-PIE3-DBCY5
Ewwww, there's a Double u in my pie! (There are no U's in this puzzle)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Damnit. Too late again.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

and again, I need to upgrade my ninja skills

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Don't feel badly... I've got the skills of a ninja typing in mittens ;)

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Thanks, got these. I think I should make a pause

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Roseng, enjoy Rust! Next WL GA at 450 comment!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

OH YOU LUCKY BASTARD. THAT'S ONE OF MY TOP GAMES ON MY WISHLIST. Enjoy, Roseng <3

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Man. That's lameeeeee. :(

I got it right. I demand a petition!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Ok, Start a petition. I will abide by what the forum concludes.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I MADE MY PETITITION!

Hast4g #Elbowzwazcheated

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

hahaha nice one

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I say that you at least deserve a prize for writing that up! :D

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

You have no supporters!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I can't believe this. I couldn't ever imagine that I could get this game and LOOK AT WHICH WAY. Love u, really love u <3

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

You forgot to mention the size of my penis.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Electron microscopic?
:P

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Even smaller than that. I would know.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

...I don't like the words that you speak.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

But yet, you like my vagina.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Well played. :)

Scratches Meow behind the ears

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

ohyesplsgimmemoar

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Scratches Meow under the chin and along the nape of her neck

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

MMMOHYESOHYESSS

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Drops catnip in her mouth to get her high

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

MOARBBYMOOAARR

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Just waiting for the clothes to come off now. :P

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

rips

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I meant yours, not mine. Mine come off, the entire INTERNET drops dead of disgust.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

crawls under your shirt and we become one

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

That's it! we are done!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

PLS BBY COME BACK

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Pixel Puzzles: Undeadz Steam Key: T9[]T-NB89A-TRY6L

[] = Not Nothing.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

no one?

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Got this and the next one, thank you

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Was used in seconds (not by me).

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

i tried with 1 but i failed and dont want to loose my attemps again :D

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

The Night of the Rabbit: D0EIM-[]JF-N6YKH
I can Love 2

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I thought you wanted that game? :PP

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I have it now :p Even if I did, it is not mine to take if I am posting the key. Also, HOW DID YOU REMEMBER?!

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

I am the oracle, I remember everything :P

maybe I should have done it in a Morgan freeman voice
10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

XD But seriously. DAMN. Give me your memory.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

i should warn you, when it comes to remembering random stuff, it's stellar, but when it comes to school concepts it's a wipeout xD sigh :(

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

xD

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Deleted

This comment was deleted 5 years ago.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

10 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Closed 9 years ago by oddllama.