Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes!!!

Just tell her it looks better on you and walk away proud.

Quickly! Grab her strap-on and tell her you're ready!

Run away and never look back.

Tell her you need it for crossdressing.

Play it off like you were trying to play a prank on her.

tell her you think her bras too small for your boobs

this feels like the beginning of a great porno

It's not going to be easy, but you're going to have to kill her. She knows your secret, so there is no other option. There's no turning back now.

The time is up, seems like OP is dead.

DAD!!! is that you???? gran aint gonna be happy!!!!

Why did I even clicked here??

Because it's funny

when she opens the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

don't worry. nobody can get those things off. she probably uses scissors herself and buys a new one each day. she'll jsut think she forgot

Imagine the bra as a DLC.

not sure if serious~~ but pinch and rub. Simple dimple.

lool

So now you feel dishonored :P

pics or it never happened

Tell her you're drunk, really drunk.

Or you've got a girlfriend now and you're getting practice in.

You have brought great shame to this site, insane7. smh

You could just eat some laxatives, go to the toilet and wait until they work. In the meantime, you work on getting the bra out. Once you're done, she won't doubt a thing, as the toilet will have a very characteristic smell.

Pull it down to your waist and tell her you got yourself a pair of ball holders, the latest hit from Victoria's Secret.

Where is the hidden giveaway... ?

I laughed. Thank you.