Thanks to an overly generous friend who gifted me this game just so I would reach the 5k games mark, Steam has now labeled me a Digital Deity. I can probably control the Matrix or the Tron universe now, not really sure how far my power extends.

At any rate, you are now free to build temples to honor me, start wars in my name, or bully groups of people you don't like, saying it's my will. You can show your devotion by praying to me, sending sexy selfies, or sacrificing pets and children with a silver blade under the full moon. In return for your devotion, I will raise your odds of winning giveaways and refrain from changing every game in your library into copies of Bad Rats.

Now, to show how much of a benevolent deity I am, here are some giveaways:

  1. For all my children (Level 0+)
  2. For those who have shown some generosity (Level 1+)
  3. For those who have been good toward others (Level 3+)
  4. For those who have been truly selfless (Level 5+)
  5. For those who have earned the admiration of their god
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What's your title?

View Results
One-Stop Shopper (1+ games)
Select Collector (5+ games)
Adept Accumulator (10+ games)
Sharp-Eyed Stockpiler (25+ games)
Collection Agent (50+ games)
Power Player (100+ games)
Game Mechanic (250+ games)
Director of Acquisitions (500+ games)
Game Industry Guardian (1k+ games)
Gaming God (2k+ games)
Accrual Expert (3k+ games)
Ambassador of Amassment (4k+ games)
Digital Deity (5k+ games)
Collection King (6k+ games)

The next person I stab, it'll be in honor of you.

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Excuse me? I do the stabbing here

8 years ago
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*grabs popcorn*

8 years ago
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Pulls up folding chair, grabs a beer, and joins AboveAverageJoe for the show

8 years ago
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bites Joe and eats popcorn :3

8 years ago
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I thought your stabbing days were over!

8 years ago
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+1. You're a kitty now, you can only paw.

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I have claws on my paws and they hurt :3

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stabs with teeth :3

8 years ago
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Scary D:

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Oh noes D:

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You can stab with your 5 pointed ends.

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As a teen, we used to cut some of those out of metal sheets. I was getting pretty good at throwing them at some point.

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Wow, impressive collection :) thanks and good luck on 6k ;)

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Stab c:<

8 years ago
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Hey, that tickles ;)

8 years ago
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Don't pretend that you don't like it ;)

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Thanks, have a nice day

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After I sacrified pets and children in your name, do I have to dance clockwise or counterclockwise around the altar?

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Clockwise in the northern hemisphere, counterclockwise in the southern hemisphere.

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Shit ... yes! Waiting for the inevitable battle between Zomby2DigitalDeity and Cjcomplex the Divine Lobster to determine who is the preferred prophet of the Steamgifts RNGods.

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good luck potatoes :)
This year I'll reach 1k+ games :/ shitty steam.

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Please. Everyone knows this man is god...

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Ah, a true connoisseur

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Sorry, you've missed it. There is no available position for now. First come, first served.

Edit: Oh, some of you believe in polytheism, then that's fine. ).

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/ at the end needs to be removed

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Thank you. :).

8 years ago
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Eh, you deleted your comment?

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Yep. I see that it doesn't fit.

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If you prefer to worship some lobster instead of the true god, suit yourself. Let's see how it goes for you.

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I see multiple of you now, I can't decide which one I should believe in. >_<.

Third one. Fourth one.

Maybe there are more, WHO KNOWS?

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I was a just god ;_;.

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You may now worship Zomby since I am no longer a god but your king!

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Worship him, obey you.

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Happy god day!

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All praise our Lord Zomby2D!

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working on 4k

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I thought all was equal in the eyes of god.
Congrats on 5k games!!!

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Of course they are. Some are jut more equal than others.

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But... how can one be more equal than another if equal is as equal gets??

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i want that for my desk..

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Rofl! :D

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There is always one primas inter pares (first among equals).

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You forgot a couple poll options. I wonder if anyone here has:
7k - Magnate of Amassment
8k - Stockpiler Supreme

Edit: Probably not. It looks like there are only 8 people with 7k and 2 with 8k

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I did a quick search before posting and did not find those two for some reason.

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Congrats on 5k :O

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Can't even imagine how long it takes the browser to load your games list
congratulations

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Congratulation from Guardian. Yes.

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You have yes issues. No.

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Maybe you both have some issues. Maybe.

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Congrats on becoming a god again! I'm an accrual expert, but I feel like its a step down from gaming god.

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IKR, I'm dreading my next downgrade from Deity to King

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That's what I was thinking when looking at the ranks, the naming is kind of weird, seems like a demotion in some of the cases. Well congrats on being a Deity.

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Congrats Zomby !!

53 more to get and I'll be joining you :-P

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HI GOD

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Hi CHILD

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what did you say?!>!?!!

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:bows in deep admiration of her god:
Dear Lord, may we, the faithful ones, have a day off from work? Any day besides the weekends would do, as we already have those off :D
How about Monday? You could make people love Mondays! Just imagine that!

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Your wish has been granted. I declare than Mondays are now part of the weekend.

Now, all you have to do is explain to your boss that you're a Zombyist and that he has to respect your religious belief by giving you Mondays off.

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thanks lies :3

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Blasphemy bump

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