Greedy bastards, here you go!

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/cr9pR/

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Fuck a goat. Just once. You have to actually fuck it though, not just half-ass it. Nobody would ever find out, so you're good.
You don't fuck a goat. There's a rumor you did though...most people believe it. You're fucked. At least the goat isn't!

I'm still voting for "Just shut the hell up and give us the giveaways, Sexy."
Because I'm a rebel.

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3 words: I am a rebel.

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You're not really good at counting Jesus, stick to multiplying fish.

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And water into more wine! Weeeeee!

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With a power like this it's definitely hard to avoid alcoholism.

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I'm a drunk, not an alcoholic! Alcoholics go to meetings!

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Sorry, doesn't work long distance :(

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We all have a little bit of magic inside of us, just waiting to be released.

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+1

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dont say call everyone greedy bastards, there are a few exceptions...
i am a greedy bastard though...

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I didn't mean it everyone, I'm sorry!

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Option 3: Fuck the goat, let everybody know and be proud of it.

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That's illegal!

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Not in some places! :D

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I wan't to pick the audience joker.

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I like trains.

Just sayin'.

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I'm female. 'Nuff said.

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Goats are overrated, you should Google "2 Guys 1 Fish"

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bump you goat fetishist

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OH NO YOU'VE DISCOVERED MY SECRET!

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If you change the goat with an oddllama i will fuck it as many times as you want <3

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What the hell did I just walk into? O.o

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Fuck A Goat Simulator!

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I'll fuck a llama :)

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Let's do it together, Chack!

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Random llama picture I found while searching "Llama f" in Google, cuz I was afraid of the results if I searched the complete thing.

This image makes absolutely no sense here, but because it's cool I wanna post it.

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Awesome!

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Nice, orgy time!

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yess!

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Llama looks sad cuz human wants to do dirty things :(

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Dirty stuff will cheer him up though!

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Or be fucked by a goat ? But still not for me :p

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F©uk the goat. Then merry him. Thereafter lick everything and everybody everywhere anytime.

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if Goat Simulator taught me anything, it's that humans sticking to goats in odd, compromising ways is perfectly normal.

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I'm starting to notice a lot more drunks around this place.

Let's turn this shit into a dive bar.

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Isn't it great?!

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It's not even a goat, it's a sheep!

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happy cake day!

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Thanks!

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35% of you are sick fucks, & I love each & every one of you. Well, most of you. <3

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That's 35% more than there should be... For the love of God, think of the goat(s)!

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Nobody would ever find out, so you're good.

I can confirm this isn't true. They found out (╥﹏╥)

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I think your poll would have had a different result if you asked about a llama instead of a goat.

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Where's the first, second, seventh and eighth giveaways?

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You'll have to search for 'em! :D (the last ones aren't done yet)

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I already did. Those are the missing. Like that movie. They are little children, lost to the wind.

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The first two are super easy!

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Says the creator of the universe, and son of the omniscient YHWH!

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Looking forward to 7 & 8 !

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i have them i stored them as .txt on desktop. why are we collecting..no idea..

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What if I WANT people to find out?

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Post the video on Facebook, Youtube, Steamgifts and Reddit.

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Mmmmmmmm YouTube Viral Fame :D

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post it on 9gag.

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Tell me more.

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....tumblar, hiddenlol,4chan, ync...?

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I'm lost; these are strange words. What is their meaning?

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stay innocent.
Don't google anything.
cherish the simple moments.

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Too late.

I have seen everything that which cannot be unseen.

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NO goat fucking please!

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Potato will have you

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