Giving away a Nosgoth beta key

Damn no jokes after an hour? I already have the game but here's a joke anyways.
Why was the tomato red?
wait for it....
He saw the salad dressing!

I'll just go sulk about my terrible jokes now

What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?

;) lame but i love dogs
and killing vampires is a dream of mine

In Belgium they changed the milk packs labels from the supermarket due to it stating: 'open here' to 'open at home'

Yesterday I bought a bottle of Dr.Pepper. Now I can't understand how could I drink that, as it's from 1885.

Dr.Pepper Est.1885

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?"

Three people form china Mu,Chu and Fu decided to go in America, so they changed them names Mu-Muck,Chu-Chuck and Fu-.... went back to China.

I don't like joke. I like you, baby. Come here with me tonight. Call me: 911

Teacher: the person who answers my question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?
Boy: Me! I´m going home now.

best joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Kevin. OMG IT'S KEVIN BACON (girl scream :3)