Yes, yes I know I’m a whole 97 cents too late, I apologize for it, but don’t whine about that! See the bright side! We are now accepting new members - it could even be you!

Our marvelous group regurarly hosts fantastic giveaways. In fact right now we have three giveaways open, though I’m afraid you are too late for those. But never mind that, There are more goodies to come!

So what do you have to do to be part of this awesome community? Well, first you have to make an giveaway worth over 20 points as soon as you are accepted. Then you will have to pay a subscription, 50 points worth of giveaways per 3 months of membership! It is well worth it, trust me, all of our members do this (except for me tbh but what did you expect?). You must make sure to thank for every giveaway you enter and you must do so with an original haiku. Finally, you also required to be on the chat 24/7 (that means in your sleep as well) and click any referrals that are posted there.

So what are you waiting for? Post below, you have 5 days. Then I will go through all the submissions and select the few sucke—eh I mean lucky candidates who will be accepted as noobs in our spectacular community!

Edit: It would seem that many users got this thread wrong. I am very serious when I am saying that this thread is not a parody. It is something else that also starts with a "p". And I suppose you could say it is a virgin because no one has entered it yet. Don't let it die a virgin.

Edit 2: I tried to make it dead obvious from the beginning but in case you failed to notice I was not serious. This thread is a trolling thread, a parody of the leecher admin threads and a puzzle, which is now over with 2 users that solved it but no entries. It was definately worth it, I had a lot of fun reading your comments. Someone even hated it so much that he popped up in the group chat changed his name to "Fuck You" and then left. Thanks for participating and see you next time!

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Hello ಠ_ಠ

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Totally not worth it... Spend half an hour to figure out this puzzle... And an the end it was only Bad Rats.
Anyway, thanks but not thanks.

EDIT: BTW I also want to invite people to my awesome group. To join you only need to send me thou steam massage with you personal details, credit card number and cvv2. Also you will need to be on chat 24/7 and even when you sleep you need to wake up every 1h and post something.

And at the end I will not give anything to the group - I'm admin so no rules for me.

12 years ago
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There are no Bad Rats.

12 years ago
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Nice try... Can't spoil the puzzle. I just say this puzzle reward sux.

12 years ago
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Warning: The above user does not want you to earn Skyrim! He wants it all for himself!

12 years ago
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I don't want you to earn skyrim either, but that doesn't mean I want it for myself. Maybe I just want it to be wasted.

12 years ago
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I will never understand the "stay in chat I don't care if you don't type but you WILL OPEN IT DAMN IT"

12 years ago
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This hurts you.

12 years ago
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But I wasn't trying.

12 years ago
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It's understandable in this case because staying in chat is only so someone can click all the referral links. Which he will be profiting from in some way.

12 years ago
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I know you feel this.

12 years ago
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The rules seem very reasonable.

12 years ago
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This is true power.

12 years ago
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It's quite ironic that you expect $20 game to be given away instantly, and $50 over the coming 3 months when yours don't even total $11..

  1. Gather gullible members
  2. Make them giveaway their games in the hope they will win something in return
  3. You continue to enter all of these giveaways, thus increasing you chances of winning more games without giving anything away
  4. ?????
  5. Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

For the record, I put way to much effort into writing a much longer comment than was necessary. Shut up would have sufficed. But people like you annoy the crap out of me.

12 years ago
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Your attack is an insult.

12 years ago
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Good. Take it as one. Then take it as one again. I'm trying to be insulting because you disgust me.

"So what do you have to do to be part of this awesome community? Well, first you have to make an giveaway worth over 20 points as soon as you are accepted. Then you will have to pay a subscription, 50 points worth of giveaways per 3 months of membership! It is well worth it, trust me, all of our members do this (except for me tbh but what did you expect?)."

Have another picture

12 years ago
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You are shortsighted.

12 years ago
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No, i'm really not. You are a conman.

I've also just seen someone has posted a Skyrim giveaway as their "subscription". I nearly fell off my chair.

12 years ago
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This is what you face.

12 years ago
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Calm down!

12 years ago
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Whatever, im out. good luck to all that join.

12 years ago
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Think outside the box.

12 years ago
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Why do you resist us, tomgould?

12 years ago
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Because I'm bored and it seemed like something that would entertain me for a few minutes

12 years ago
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You cannot stop us, tomgould.

12 years ago
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ok

12 years ago
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48 hours awake apparently makes me feisty.

I can only apologize

12 years ago
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tomgould; viable possibility, aggression factor useful if controlled.

12 years ago
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WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE QUOTING HARBINGER SO MUCH.

12 years ago
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They will be as we are.

12 years ago
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We are superior.

12 years ago
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Embrace perfection.

12 years ago
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I romanced Garrus. I already embraced perfection.

12 years ago
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12 years ago
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I guess he would say: you are too primitive.

(haven't played myself just looked some stuff up =])

12 years ago
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LOL

Why are you ignoring me!? D:<

Also, I always think the small version of your avatar is a bear for some reason. Then I click your profile and it's like, "How the hell?"

12 years ago
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You are shortsighted. I see no bear.
I'm not really ignoring anyone but there is no need to reply to every comment. You've edited yours, I don't remember how it was.

12 years ago
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Bear. Now do you see it?

(Be warned: I suck with paint. Can't draw, either.)

12 years ago
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Your paintings are considered...too primitive.
I could pass your bear for my avatar but not vice versa. And why does it look like the pedobear!?

12 years ago
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lol what a scammer, trying to get people to giveaway games in his shitty group while he sits back and enters them all without contributing himself.

12 years ago
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agree

12 years ago
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This form is redundant.

12 years ago
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+1

12 years ago
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These attacks are pointless. Stop, secret1962.

12 years ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD WOW ! What a Fucking Leecher .... 6 Games won and only $10 Worth of Games Given away ? HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

12 years ago
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He gave more than you.

12 years ago
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At least Im not trying to Con people into a group where they have to giveaway expensive games and I dont have to spend a cent .

12 years ago
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Look closely!

12 years ago
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You are arrogant, TheNomadicViking, you will learn.

12 years ago
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LOL Arrogant ... xD haha you make me laugh

12 years ago
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Laughter is irrelevant. My attacks will tear you apart.

12 years ago
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Irrelevant.

12 years ago
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but i dont have a golden pottato !!!

12 years ago
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Y'all are so easy.

12 years ago
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Almost stupidly so...

12 years ago
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Surround them.

12 years ago
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I'm always up to join a new group

12 years ago
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This is not the conclusion.

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12 years ago
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Swarm their position.

12 years ago
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Thanks for Scam-rim!

12 years ago
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Impressive, Taerdin.

12 years ago
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Thanks! I was going to go with 'Thanks for Skyrim', but this seemed cheesier and more appropriate.

12 years ago
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Wait! We have a Skyrim group giveaway on right now. How can thank for it if you're not a member!?

12 years ago
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I'm thankful that you're not leeching off me, that's enough ;)

12 years ago
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I see your groups. I'll try doing something to change that.

12 years ago
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Oh, so you're petty too?

Somehow I'm not surprised.

12 years ago
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Taerdin; considered due to sarcastic first post, subsequent posts too debilitating.

12 years ago
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Well, have to go now. I hope I'll wake up to the smell of ashes...

12 years ago
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The experiments will continue, Noctis.

12 years ago
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Where do I enter my credit card data?

12 years ago
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can I just have an invite?

12 years ago
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Uses golden potato

Not by someone with golden potato

/sigh

12 years ago
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You do not yet comprehend your place in things.
I couldn't find a high res version of the potato so I snatched the one from your profile! This is all your fault!

12 years ago
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You shouldn't be using the potato unless you have one yourself is what im hinting at.

12 years ago
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I see your point but I'm not exactly claiming to have one. That and I had some nice potato themed puzzles in my mind when I created the group, though I won't be making them soon.

12 years ago
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This saddened me a bit

12 years ago
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At least I have a Potato.

12 years ago
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By the way this is my beg to join.

12 years ago
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brrraaaaaaaiiinn!

12 years ago
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I'm interested hit me up if you want me in the group.

12 years ago
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Too much groups too little moneys

12 years ago
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I see what you did there

12 years ago
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Is this some sort of ponzi scheme variation?

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Closed 12 years ago by Noctis149.