If the forums had signatures, what would yours be?

Mine would be "Because You're Worth It"

Mine would be

[H] SteamGifts Points [W] to enter in giveaways

or just:

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I wouldn't have one as I find them to be a pointless waste of space and almost always irrelevant to the topic.

Also I'm boring like that.

Mine: "Remove the signatures from SG please".

Take it easy... that all

I have one from MAL, lemme dig it up
EDIT

Here it is

I like beans

I would beg for donuts, or "Love and Peace".

Either:

"Because he's the user the forum deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll troll him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our friend. He's a silly noob. An annoying guy. He's jbondguy007."

Or... Just this signature.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Probably a link to a Zac Brown song. Cause you guys need some good music in yo life. :D

:D:

probably something (quotes) from my steam profile. (oh well, but it changed often :D)
atm I like most
"There's just something about you I'm scared to lose
because I know I won't find it in anyone else" :3

Hung like a baby hamster.

mine would be some random anime pics and gifs...

Mine would probably be a quote from my favourite song or poem or book, as usually :)

"Prophet," said I, "thing of evil! Prophet still, if bird or devil..."

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE-RELATED ACCIDENT, I WOULDNT
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　 ＼GIVE A RATS ASS BECAUSE I WOULD BE SITTING ON MY TABLE!!
　　　　　　　/ 　　　 　 .|　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　 ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　 ＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　 ￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣

WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
send this TABLECAT to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you 1000GET, then you're A TRUE TABLECAT!

"Cause my life is dope, and I do dope shit" - Aristotle

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my favroite animes
plz click guise

Either
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
or
this

Fortunately, this forum doesn't have any signatures so noone has to suffer the image boxes and other garbage.

"Don't trust me, i'm stupid"

Probably either some shameless plug of a website or a random stupid quote

probably the stuff below this line:

"Everything I say is a lie, and that's the truth".