If the forums had signatures, what would yours be?

Nested spoiler tags that create some sort of terrible choose-your-own adventure story. The end is just youtube embed code for a rickroll.

Probably my Raptr Gamingcard.

Probably a corgi made out of text

Mine would be a swaggin Blingee like
This, or this, or maybe even This. But I think people would appreciate if I enlarged them a ton and put them all there, because everyone wants to see them and not the topic of discussion.

Omnivores for mediocrity!

"It's Peanutbutter Jelly Time!"