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The Beginner's Guide to Winning on Steamgifts

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H1N1337

Hello everyone,

I've been a user here at Steamgifts since "way" back when the invite system was in place. I've won a few times and I thought i'd pass on some advice for those who feel down on not yet winning.

Rule #1: Enter giveaways with the fewest amount of entries.

Rule #2: Give out good karma and perhaps you'll be part of a group or private giveaway to increase your odds.

Rule #3: Cross your fingers.

Rule #4: Stick a horseshoe up your butt.

Rule #5: Chase down a bunny and chop off its foot and wear it around your neck (also good for trophy whoring)

Rule #6: Be a hot girl irl or pretend to be like Kaitlyn or le4slie

Rule #7: Don't create a thread about not winning, it automatically takes your account out of the randomizer script.

Rule #8: Don't be so serious all the time regarding your quest for gift domination and have fun with other good folks here in the forum or chat.

Feel free to add your own rules and link this thread to other areas where whining / begging / calling out and other unpleasant things may be occurring here on this great site.

Thank You,

H1N1337 (back to under my rock I go)

12 years ago*

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45 Comments
BingoTheFoxyDog

wut?

12 years ago
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PomstaZLesa

give and take...I get most of games after I gave my first...if you want games, give games...thats how it works here

12 years ago
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cxiong93

Le4slie won eets in a private chat-room giveaway yesterday, so it works.

12 years ago
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ND1Razor

Rule #4 is my favorite

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Baxxow

Well at least your avatar is super bad-ass.

12 years ago
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Chummy

I horse shoe doesn't fit. Any recommendations?

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Glotzeulor

try with something smaller first.

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Chummy

I tried the rabbit's foot. But that was just weird. And now I'm all furry.

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diabLo2k5

Did you forget to cut off the rabbit from the foot? Maybe thats the problem...

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Chummy

Yeah, that's the problem. And it also explains the bite marks on my thighs.

12 years ago
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smythe
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Spit on it first.

12 years ago
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Arukardo

Haha, I'm not the only one who thinks that pretending to be a girl will increase your chance of getting an invite to a private giveaway group :D

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vledermau5

Everybodys thinking that and it's clearly true ^^

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elix

And this is why girls don't feel comfortable revealing their gender on the Internet. :|

12 years ago
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H1N1337

I'm really a sow but it hasn't helped me get into the exclusive raffles yet.

12 years ago
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elix

Clearly it's because you're a pig. How do you even type with those little cloppers? :|

In before "nobody knows you're a pig on the Internet".

12 years ago
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agony42

I was with you until #4. ಠ_ಠ

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Skizzik0

Are you kidding me? Nr. 4 is where the fun begins!

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BronzePage

I made a post a long time ago about this. I was flamed to Oblivion (i'll be here all week).

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wendol

This should be made STICKY !

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Xylobe

That's what #4 is for

12 years ago
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Toaster

Be xarabas, madnessnewb or me.

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tubberware

Is there a way to buy blood from any of you?

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NicoBruhn

Toaster you haven't won anything today?! What went wrong?

12 years ago
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Lezz

is true the rumor of the 3 of you belongs to a cult where the members take daily baths with leprechaun's blood?

12 years ago
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BeaaR

I have a toaster, does it count?

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Caerbannog

All good advice except for Rule #5. I have reason to be a bit biased to that one.

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MuraliUtd

OSM guide to create a troll post in style :P

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maurih1games

Totally agree... I suggest a 9 advice make your own giveaways, it makes the randomizer double or chances or even more...

just kidding

12 years ago
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Snowboi

Anybody have a cheap horseshoe for sale ?

12 years ago
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Kostakis

Thanks for Skyrim!

12 years ago
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johnxfire

And don't forget to watch this video to win.

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le4slie

Lies. All are lies.

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Raito1337

hot? duckfaces ain't hot.

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vledermau5

The best tips are:

  • Be active in the forum and the Sgifts group chat
  • Call everyones attention by being active, making puzzles/giveaways/threads
  • get in giveaway groups and be active in the group chat

btw I think I need my GF to get on this site to win me some games xD

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RamBoRaideR

Definently going to use Rule #6

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IRONSYT

Rules 1 and 2 don't count. Rule 3 is optional. The rest are to be followed until DEATH !

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BeaaR

I'm a hot girl. I want Skyrim

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HillaryClinton

I use rule 4 everyday.

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H1N1337

it's clearly what is going on in your avatar

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mohawkg2

Add this: If you make a thread about winning a game you get taken out of the randomizer

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Closed 12 years ago by H1N1337.