The Beginner's Guide to Winning on Steamgifts

Hello everyone,

I've been a user here at Steamgifts since "way" back when the invite system was in place. I've won a few times and I thought i'd pass on some advice for those who feel down on not yet winning.

Rule #1: Enter giveaways with the fewest amount of entries.

Rule #2: Give out good karma and perhaps you'll be part of a group or private giveaway to increase your odds.

Rule #3: Cross your fingers.

Rule #4: Stick a horseshoe up your butt.

Rule #5: Chase down a bunny and chop off its foot and wear it around your neck (also good for trophy whoring)

Rule #6: Be a hot girl irl or pretend to be like Kaitlyn or le4slie

Rule #7: Don't create a thread about not winning, it automatically takes your account out of the randomizer script.

Rule #8: Don't be so serious all the time regarding your quest for gift domination and have fun with other good folks here in the forum or chat.

Feel free to add your own rules and link this thread to other areas where whining / begging / calling out and other unpleasant things may be occurring here on this great site.

Thank You,

H1N1337 (back to under my rock I go)