Just to ask and answer questions that people have about the site

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You give away games

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Why am I just so darn handsome

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because a wizard came to you when u were a baby and blessed u at the cost of your toes when ur 20

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That can't be right, I still have my toes and I'm past 20

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i meant 200

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You said you wouldn't answer!

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You're an experiment.

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You're actually ugly, but you trapped a handsome person and skinned them. You're now wearing their skin, thus you appear handsome.

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What's in the box?

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Oh, you know. (¬‿¬)

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Let her open the box...

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Schrödinger's cat. :)

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Playing a little Quantum Break???

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it can be anything even a boat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZJdaiJF84

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i tried to make a real one but its just getting messed up

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Well.. to me the official one seems rather real. Don't you think?

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Everyone knows that one's fake.
That's why no one reads it.

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A FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) does not allow you to ask questions (well I mean you can ask yourself questions, but no one else is likely to answer them).

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The point is that every questions you could ask about Steamgifts are already in the FAQ, so there is no need to ask anything else. :P

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Haha, well that's one way of looking at it :D

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  • When will I evolve into Chrizard?
  • Where are all the single russian males from my area?
  • Why does my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

;_:

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Well... XD

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Oh, silly you dropped a tear..

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Shut up, you filthy towel fapping mushroom.

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Wow, edgy, you are just mad because there is no bitch type!

NO BITCHZARD FOR YOU!

filthy towel fapping mushroom makes me remember that 4chan thread xD

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I can spit fire through other holes too. I AM QUALIFIED!

That was the idea, you dumb dry poop licker.

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Qualified to be a small grill.

Watch your language, vicious feet-fetish hobo.

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I wish you'd had better jokes. If I was a grill, I'd be GRILLINATIOR 9000 NO OILING NEEDED. >.>
But I identify as a binary glass skin red content aka a bottle of wine.

Read a book, you damn used condom tea drinker pleb.

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I wish you'd stop repeating the same ones.
Someone as MPD, i've heard you identified as a ghost spork cum skin and now this, tsc tsc.

I would buy your book, but 50 shades of lazyness were sold out at my local book store ):

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I want to evolve too ç_ç

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A Clefairy doesn't evolve into a Charizard, silly!

..I think.
Given what happens in Pokemon Day Cares, it seems most anything is possible.

The internet has told me that single male Russians are busy wrestling bears while doing vodka shots out of pitchers.

Milkshakes are delicious.
..and in this case, I think yours might be filled with highly magnetic particles, and so when the boys consume it, the strong electromagnet in the yard pulls them all in.

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Damn you, Sooth! XD I ain't no fairy type. You're such a Togepi. Hm, but at least you're close to Misty's bewbs.

You're wrong, they're squatting (¬‿¬)

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Who says they can't squat, while doing shots and wrestling a bear?
Don't settle for subpar Russian males!

And hey- just wait until evolve into a Togekiss >:|

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What will you do, huh? KILL THEM SOFTLY?

AHAHAHAHAH!

You're right, I shall search for the dankest russian dick. You give good advice for an egg. XD

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If the premise of the third question is correct, then you should already know the answer to the second.

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  • Once you reach level 36.
  • No one wants Russian males.
  • It's really good milkshake.
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Because milkshakes are all boys think about! lol

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Is that the way to a man's...heart? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Will I get the succ?

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this chat is going bad

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Welcome to Steamgifts ;)

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What is the question to life, the universe and everything?

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42

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But that's the answer.

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It's actually the question as well.

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Part time dragon
Full time mindfucker

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I like that nickname.

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I liked that movie :)

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Which movie is that?

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Thank you! ♥
Gonna watch it this evening :)

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Nope. The question is "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?"

And yes, every single person on the planet who has ever read the series is probably better at math than Douglas Adams, to the point where people have suggested that he meant to be using base 13.

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What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

I said it in a reply too, but I figured I should also respond to the actual question.

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Why are cats so much smarter than dogs?

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That one is actually easy to answer [at least, with the current scientific opinion on the matter].

Ignoring any sort of question of baseline intelligence from the originating species, or the difference in social structures present between the two species, and any other secondary matters, the answer is as follows:

Cats weren't actively bred for certain personality traits, while dogs were.
Genetic studies in Russia involving primarily foxes showed that selective breeding gave them more typical dog-like physical features and personality traits. These developments were tied in to specific genetic changes. Comparison and analysis suggests that we're effectively breeding in a genetic trait that is to some degree similar to Williams–Beuren syndrome in humans.
One of the characteristics thereof is developmental delays.

This also helps explain why the traits seem to be more dominant among certain breeds, and comparatively negligible in some of the smarter breeds.

I'm not sure anything explains chihuahuas, however.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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you have a more gold in the you vault

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You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

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I'm 12 and what is this

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No, you are Lemistov and dont let anyone tell you otherwise

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What happened to 1 through 11?!
Did you eat them?!

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See that button up there ^^ with "FAQ" on it? FAQ stands for "Frequently Asked Questions". Press it :)
Or have a shortcut <- here.

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How can i go back to lvl7?

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Delete your gibs!

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Find creative ways to get some of the games you put up removed from Steam.
Of course, that'll usually only be temporary, as SG staff typically sets it to its last listed value- so rather, your best bet is to try and convince publishers to lower the set retail prices of their games.

..Good luck with that.

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If life gives you Bad Rats....?

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You get 100% of its achievements.

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Thank it for Skyrim.

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give them four ticks

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You win at life and have reached the highest level of existing.

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How to raise my popularity

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Be like konrad.

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If i dont try enough ill always be on his shadow
If i try too hard, support will ban me for multiple account

Also i give 0/10 to your answer, no cards no love

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That reply isn't going to raise your popularity. Give me free games, it will raise your popularity, by one person (maybe).

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chances are that you might be suspended for begging for this comment - I mean it :(

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I hope they realize I was kidding. You get suspended for begging? Let's see how the chips fall.

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Start spamming with posts unrelated to the subject and also homophobic/xenophobic. Accuse people of being shills.

START TYPING LIKE THIS IN ALL OF YOUR POSTS

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Where do babies come from?

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Storks.

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Yes.

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They are made by Ty Inc.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ty_Inc.)

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from Babylon of course

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+1. lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Because chicken
Erratic

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Gotta do something 'till bingo.

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Why is there a typo/grammatical error in the title?
(Should be questions, not question's.)

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Where did I leave my car keys?

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Not in my pocket! :(

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What is this?

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An elephant dressed up as a snake for halloween

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Whitelisted!
<3

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Returned

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A half empty sack of potatoes.

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That is clearly a snake that has eaten an elephant.
How could it be anything else? ;_;

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It could be a hat with a hole to apply a feather in ^^

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Can you believe some people think it's a hat? Grown ups never understand anything.

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A hat?!! Really?
I'm just not seeing that ...

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I have that book! :O

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Nice! It's the best book in existence, I give my word for it!

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I actually have a question about the site. that is not on the FAQ.

I found signs of an alt account on one of the winners of one of my GA. He doesn't have a single achievement and looks like all games played on that account were to farm cards. On his SG won GA's there's one that doesn't have cards and is marked as not received (all the other games he won had cards). Since the game he won from me doesn't have them i'm afraid when the 7 days have passed he is going to mark it as not received and redeemed it elsewhere. I tried adding him to steam but he have been ignoring my friend request, he is online on steam and this site almost all the time.

Will i get banned because of that? I don't have proofs, only small signs.

From now on i will make contact with the winner before sending a key/gift.

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Failing to deliver a game wont get you banned but it will eat one of your slots, so do contact support if that happens

Rule breakers might have learned one thing or two in the past year or so, it was common for them to be online with both accounts at the same time and enter for the same games, that would be the closest thing to use has proof, without checking IP

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Thank you, it's a relief i won't get temporally suspended. I will contact support if he marks it as not received without contacting me beforehand.

It will be hard to find his main account though.

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Is this site a scam?

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THE BALL HAS SPOKEN.

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Hmmm, "Outlook good".... Does that mean it's looking good for being a scam, or that it's looking good for not being a scam?

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There are TR-8Rs among us. >.>

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Yes. I aint won no games!

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enter giveaways that have a whole bunch of copies

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Can I write SG off as a tax expense? .!.

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That is actually a very good question!

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Only if you get cg to sign off on it

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I think it's something babies hurt you with?

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Baby don't hurt me no more ~~~~

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But it's fun to hurt you.... You cry so pretty >=D

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Sunshine in your belly.

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