noiseless? wut?

edit: I have a Logitech G600, and it's not noisy, and the side buttons are practically silent, if you love Diablo 3, judging by your avatar, this mouse is great for this games, and cost just 40€ with free shipping.

A mouse can make noise?

Roccat's Tyon is pretty quiet... not exactly 'noiseless' since the two main buttons give a very silent akkustic response, but.. the quietest I ever had.
Even if you hit the buttons rather harsh, it remains a silent click, different from e.g. mice of the R.A.T. family, which are pretty decent too, but tend to be fairly loud when hit a little firmer.

No mouse, no noise!

put the mouse and your hand in a plastic bag and tie it(problem solved)

i have seen some of those "noiseless mouses/mices" on ebay but as far as i know they aren't really noiseless, it's just one more way to sell on higher prices just like expensives brands

maybe

the audible clicks are information you dolt

You want to have them...some companies like MS and Logitech even try to make sure it sounds just right

...next thing you'll be wanting a silent keyboard...

dead mice do not play

Are u asking for a miracle?

Dont use a mouse, use your imagination instead.

Maybe a touch mouse like the apple one would help, terrible to use, but silent.

open up an old mouse, find out what actually makes the click sound, and disable it?
(I've opened up mice before, but never gone after the clicky bit -- usually just to clean wheels and sensors. There usually aren't too many pieces, although it's sometimes annoying to get them all to sit properly again when putting it back together.)

[edit] actually, seems this is exactly what horus896's Instructable link illustrates [/edit]

http://randerson.hubpages.com/hub/Ridiculously-Easy-DIY-Silent-Click-Mouse-Tutorial-No-Soldering
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