I have exams and need to relieve some stress!!!

I want to insult somebody just to feel better, but I won't beacause I feel guilty afterwards...

But still, if there is someone who wants te be insulted, volunteer and I will give it my best shot!

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Insult me.

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dickhead!

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Aww... That's too bad!

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spa,m

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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!

12 years ago
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I came here just to say this! so instead..

'I fart in your general direction!'

12 years ago
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Ni!

12 years ago
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Gormless Tosser!!

12 years ago
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oh nice...

12 years ago
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masochist?

12 years ago
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The only reason im not you father is because your mom did not had change for U$10,00

12 years ago
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in french canadian:
Mon ostie d'criss de calisse de tabarnak

12 years ago
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hey mon calis :D

12 years ago
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Felt your pain a few weeks ago, do your worst.

12 years ago
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you pink-fucking crapface

12 years ago
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<3

12 years ago
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Thou qualling boil-brained wagtail! Here's a link to insult like a sir: www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html/

12 years ago
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That's my last name, give it back Chris!

12 years ago
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Well... Thine breath stinks with eating toasted cheese. SO THERE.

12 years ago
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justin bieber?

12 years ago
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Come at me bro!

12 years ago
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I see what you did there.

12 years ago
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Vuile klootzakkerige idioot van een scheiterige vortzak...

I did it in dutch, I am more creative that way!

12 years ago
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I demand a translator, as a secretary of state I only see it fit to see in what way I was insulted.

12 years ago
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Don't be a lazy ass and figure it out yourself!

12 years ago
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Jou Ma Se Foken Poes ! Geniet jou dag! :)

12 years ago
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I have important things to do, no time for peasant work!

12 years ago
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Dirty klootzakkerige idiot scheiterige vortzak

Google failed there.

Oh after a bit of correction this is what I got.

Dirty bastards idiot busy or fearful vortzak

Lol

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12 years ago
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Hit me with your best shot !

12 years ago
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Boom, headshot

12 years ago
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lol.

12 years ago
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I will kick you in the fetus.

12 years ago
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Insult me. Everyone. Come on, come on.

12 years ago
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Yo Mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention

12 years ago
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His momma is so fat i had to make this joke twice!

12 years ago
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His momma's so fat, she ate the second time he made that joke!

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hipster

12 years ago
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Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.

12 years ago
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Yatterduck~

12 years ago
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Are you sure you meant 'd'? =P

12 years ago
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Yes, Yatter must remember this one.

12 years ago
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Isn't the scar on your forehead from the coat hanger enough?

12 years ago
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but... you're yatterman - that's insult enough is it not?

12 years ago
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Yakerman D:

12 years ago
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NO begging allowed! Read RULES !

12 years ago
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you nerd

12 years ago
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Shut up asshole!

12 years ago
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Pineapple you.

12 years ago
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strawberry!

12 years ago
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i

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you!

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he

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me!

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she?

12 years ago
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nah.. It?

12 years ago
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c-c-c-c-combo breaker

12 years ago
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I... HATE.... YOU!!!!!!! :DD

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nosotros

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vosotros

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NOSFERATU

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fosotros

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Oh help, now I realize I am just too nice ...

12 years ago
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You bloodthirsty twisted uncle fucker!

12 years ago
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Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker

12 years ago
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I hate you soooo much, you pig shit!
you go to hell! you go to hell and you die!

12 years ago
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yo momma is so fat, she fals out of two sides of the bed (aah long time)

12 years ago
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your mommma is so poor, she dosent pay attention.

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plagiator!

12 years ago
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You look like yourself in the morning

12 years ago
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PONYFAGET

12 years ago
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You just hurt an innocent person :C

12 years ago
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You all a bunch of carrots!

12 years ago
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tomato!

12 years ago
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ya muff cabbage!

12 years ago
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You probably from new jersey?

12 years ago
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southpark's jersey shore episode :P

12 years ago
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what the french, toast

12 years ago
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Give me all you got !

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beggar!

12 years ago
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Fuckin scab! Go stand near the cafeteria door.

12 years ago
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Me too pls!
pd: Do it in spanish!!!!1!

12 years ago
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cabrón xD

12 years ago
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Hijo de puta!
MoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaR!

12 years ago
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xD maricón!!!

12 years ago
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Tuto es puto j3jaoejeoa

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mmmmmmmmm me gusta más tuto esputo pero bueno la cosa era hacer una rima fácil... xD

cara culo!

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lol @ cara culo. Totally stealing that XD

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Ababol
Abollao (originalmente fumao, pero luego tonto, retrasado...)
Abrazafarolas
Adán (vago) no sé si es con H, o sin ella.
Afilasables
Alacrán (bicho, malo, dañino)
Alicate
Almojonao
Alobao
Alsarrabo
Ambercocat
Analfabestia
Animal de acequia
Antancanciao
Apollardao
Aragán (inútil)
Arrastramantas
Arrastrazapatillas
Arreplegat. (se podria traducir como inculto, pobre y aprovechado, todo a la vez) (cat)
Arrollapasto
Arroplegat (cat)
Artosopas
Asaltacunas
Asaltapozos
Aspamao
Asustatrenes
Baballo
Babau (cat)
Babau. (tonto e infantil, a la vez) (cat)
Bacín (cotilla)
Badanas (vago)
Bailaferias
Bambol
Barjaula. (puta fina, pero puta al fin y al cabo) (cat)
Bebecharcos
Becerro
Betzol
Bigardo (tacaño, miserable o gordo)
Bigotezorra
Bleda (cat)
Bobolaverga
Bobomielda
Boborremoto
Bocachancla
Bocachancla
Bocafiemo
Boiano
Bolascombro (Bola de escombro)
Bordegàs (cat)
Borinot (sería algo como cabezota y tonto)
Borinot. (pesado y cargante) (cat)
Bosses tristes
Bosuso
Brètol (cat)
Bufavidres. (Un tio con poca palabra y encima con tendencia a pringar a los demas, un peligro) (cat)
Burreras (burro)
Busagre
Buscabregues (tio que siempre va buscando lios y peleas)
Butrill
Cabestro
Cabezabuque
Cabezakiko (tonto/atontao)
Cabezalpaca
Cabezantorcha
Cabezarrucho
Cagablando (pesado)
Cagaestacas
Cagamandúrries
Caganio: Persona que no vale para nada
Cagaportales
Caharrán
Camastron
Cansaliebres
Cantamañanas
Cap de fava
Cap de polla (cat)
Cap de ruc (cat)
Cap de suro (cat)
Capsigrany (cat)
Capsot
Capsot (cat)
Caracartón
Carachancla
Caracul
Cara de cona (literalmente sería cara de coño)
Caraespatula
Caraestaca
Carahogaza
Carajaula
Caramierda
Caramirlo
Caranabo
Carantigua
Carapan
Carapapa
Caraperro
Caraputa
Carasapo
Carasuela
Caratapena
Cardat del cap (cat)
Carnuz
Castroja
Cazurro
Cebollino
Cenutrio
Cenutrio
Ceporro
Cercho (gal)
Cerillita (enclenque)
Chafacharcos
Chalao
Chamba na cona (gal)
Chanflameja
Chavea
Cheo de moscas (gal)
Chichon
Chimpa
Chimpajosé
Chimpamonas
Chimpin
Chosco (tuerto o birojo)
Chupaescrotos
Chusmón
Cierrabares
Ciervo
Cimborrio
Coentrao
Collo
Collonera
Comemierda
Conacho (imbécil)
Corgao(Colgado)
Crollo (feo/fea)
Cuerdalpaca (delgaducho)
Cuerpoescombro
Culoalberca
Curmaco/Gurmaco/Zurmaco (tonto)
Desaborio: Persona sosa
Descosealpargatas
Desvarata bailes
Empaellao
Empanao
En Garrovillas (Caceres)
Enderezaplátanos
Enjuto (delgado, pálido, decaido)
Ennortao
Escuerzo (delgado, feo)
Esgarramantas
Esjarramantas (algo así desgarramantas) no tiene un significado en especial
Esmirriao (pequeño, delgado)
Espanyaportes (un ladron y ademas a traicion)
Estas como un manojo de vergas (Almendralejo)
Estripa gasones
Exelol (cat)
Faino ti lanjran
Falfañote: Persona esqueletica
Fanegas
Fanequero
Farraguas: Sucio, mal vestido...
Fato
Feodoble
Figa-molla (sosa, tonta, singracia y sin energia, que encima de capulla le pesa el culo)
Figaflor (cat)
Figaflor (marica)
Figamustia (que lo explique otro que yo no soy capaz)
Figa tova (cat)
Fitigote
Follacabras
Follácaros
Futrul
Gabacho
Gallimarsot (uno que va vestido de forma cutrisima y/o hortera)
Galocho
Gamarús. (gilipollas, asi tal cual) (cat)
Gandul
Garibolo, Zampabollos, Culo panadera: Persona gorda
Garroso
Gilipipas
Golismero (cotilla)
Guarnío
Guarral
Gumias
Hartosopa
Hilh de gaudumela (hijo de puta)
Huelebragas
Innortao
Lacazan (cat)
Lagumán (gal)
Langrán (cat)
Lapa
Larry
Lechuguino
Lercho (sabelotodo)
Lerdo (gal)
Llimpiatubos
Lumia
Machorra (lesbiana o mujer poco femenina)
Mahara
Mahareta
Majarón
Mal pelat (cat)
Mamahostias
Mamporrero
Mamporrero
Mangurrian
Manos Gachas (torpe)
Manos de arbol
Margarito
Mascachapas
Mastuerzo (Cara de merluza frita)
Mastuerzo (basto, gordo)
Masturbamulos
Masturbaperros
Masturbavacas
Mataperros
Mazaroco: Atontado
Meapilas
Membrillo: Torpe
Merdaseca
Merda seca (cat)
Merdellón
Meuca. (puta barata) (cat)
Modorro
Monchi: Tonto
Moniato. "Pero mira que arribes a ser mal moniato, tú... mal torra de collons que em portes..."
Monstrenco
Monte de esterco (gal)
Morral (gordo, vago)
Morroesfinge
Morrofiemo
Morroperca
Morroputa
Morros de haba
Muerdealmohadas
Nugallan (cat)
Ollosdeboto (cegato en algunos sitios de galicia)
Pachón (con pachorra, vago, sin sangre)
Paiaso
Pailán (aldeano, gañán)
Palotrasto
Panto
Panzamelva
Papafrita
Papahostias
Paposo
Papón o papanatas (Tonto o despistado)
Pardal
Pasiego (cuando eres muy burro o "paleto" )
Passarell (empanao, pamplinas, liante,...)
Pastanaga. (tonto que va de listo) (cat)
Patacrocker
Pataliebre
Patasdealambre (delgaducho)
Pazin
Pec des collons (tontoloscojones)
Pecholata
Pechopertiga
Peinaburras
Pelabombillas
Pelagatos
Pelalimones
Pelandrusca: guarrilla
Pelarrabos o pelamangos: Pajillero
Pellizcacristales
Perroflauta
Pescallunes. (tonto, bobo y credulo, todo a la vez) (cat)
Pichacorta
Pichónaco
Pimpín
Pinchacolillas
Pinfloid
Piojoso
Piojoso
Piripi
Pisamostoh
Pisapedales
Pitufo
Pixapins. (Turista de Barcelona, tenemos varios para ellos) (cat)
Pixorro (vlc)
Plumifero
Pocasolta
Poc suc
Pollopera
Pomot
Popona
Portugues (gal)
Pregonao
Pudrecolchones
Putapénico
Putot. (puta barata y normalmente gratis) (cat)
Pánfilo
Pòtol (cat)
Pófaro
Retropetuda (mujer gorda, baja y con mucho pecho)
Rufían
Ruina
Saborio
Saltacequias
Samarugo
Samugo
Sandalio
Sarnoso
Sietemesino
Somugroso
Somèr (burro)
Soplanucas
Soplasartenes
Sozagarro
Tapón de balsa
Tarambana
Tarantantan: Persona que no da pie con bola
Tastaolletes (es un tio/a que va de flor en flor, un/a fucker vaya)
Te huele la espalda a baron dandi
Titafluixa (cat)
Tolai
Tolete
Tonto dels collons (cat)
Tontol'lapiz
Tontolaba
Tontolava
Tontoligo
Tontoloscojones
Tontopolla
Tontoprofundo
Torra collons (cat)
Totano
Tragaldabas: Glotón
Tragalpacas
Treznal/Tresnal (gordo)
Tros d'ase (cat)
Tros de cuoniem (cat)
Tros de mula. "Xe, tú, pero quin tros de mula mes babau."
Tros de puta (cat)
Tros de quòniam
Tuercebotas
Turco (gal)
Tío plom. "Xe, pero callat la puta boca, el tío plom este... Me caguen d'ell..."
Tòtil (cat)
Vidroid
Vigardo (a los altos)
Vuelcalitros
Xafarder (un cotilla de toda la vida)
Yanflameja
Yiyon
Zaborrero
Zamarro
Zamarro
Zambergo
Zanahorio
Zangano
Zangüango/zangüángano
Zarandajo: Persona mal vestida
Zarrapastroso
Zarrapastroso
Zarrio
Zascandil (metomentodo, inquieto)
Zopenco
Zumayo
Zurremierdas
Zángano

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lol

12 years ago
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^ Translated: Well, you're all ugly.

12 years ago
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Near-sighted Gynecologist.

12 years ago
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poor insults so far

12 years ago
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your ass stinks!

12 years ago
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Do it better then!

12 years ago
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Shut your face, you pathetic whiny ass.

12 years ago
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I like you :p

No, what , I mean: I HATE YOU ASSHOLE!

12 years ago
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Dont even talk to me, you ass master!

12 years ago
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Atleast he 'gets' it.

12 years ago
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It is a good excercise for me...

You'll see in a week or so I can actually insult people!

12 years ago
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You cant do shit, you useless pony!

12 years ago
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at least I ain't constipated!

12 years ago
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Shut your face! Lets not make this rape into a murder

12 years ago
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WHORE OF BABYLON

IN NAME OF POSSEIDON, I CURSE YOU!

12 years ago
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You god damn barbra streisand!

12 years ago
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Orospu Cocugu!

12 years ago
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It's Poseidon you shit fucking ass.

12 years ago
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Insult me (in Russian!)

12 years ago
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Jok

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loh

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lol potatoes and vodka

12 years ago
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vermiljoen rode teven met de ondergrondse fietsrekken van walhalla!

12 years ago
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gotta love google translate's version:

"vermilion red females with the underground mecca of bike racks!"

lolwtf


You pathetic underground mecca of bike racks lover! Go ride a seatless bike.

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actually it isn't that wrong :p

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lol

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spa,m

12 years ago
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Yea exam period sucks. :/

12 years ago
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true!

12 years ago
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Now that's not insulting enough. Try harder. Don't worry, I won't retaliate like this.

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Indeed

12 years ago
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Ask the girls, any period sucks.
(My apologies, it had to be done.)

12 years ago
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Bob Saget !!!

12 years ago
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tarado entrenado!

12 years ago
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I'm asian! Now make fun of me by making ching chong noises.

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weirdo

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lol small penis and good grades

12 years ago
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Just watched Gran Torino.

"What are you looking at, eggroll? Now get off my lawn, zipperhead."

12 years ago
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Do your worst

12 years ago
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f*ck you with something hard and sand pappery

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lol this was actually not bad

12 years ago
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Okay, it's my time now. Show me your true insulting power.

12 years ago
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Fuc*ing useless Hichigo , he can't even support correct , I hate you , you wont be a pony !

12 years ago
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readying banhammer ;P

12 years ago
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None shall insult Hichigo. Time to sacrifice some people in the name of the Blood God.

12 years ago
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Blood for the Bloody god Khorne!

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YOU CAN INSULT HIM! THAT IS A CHANCE YOU WON'T GET AGAIN! ^^

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Closed 12 years ago by adderke.