I have exams and need to relieve some stress!!!

I want to insult somebody just to feel better, but I won't beacause I feel guilty afterwards...

But still, if there is someone who wants te be insulted, volunteer and I will give it my best shot!

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Shut up.

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Yo Mamma's so poor that she goes to KFC to lick other peoples Fingers !

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Yo mamma's so sweaty she has to use excessive amounts of an aluminium-chloride-based medicated anti-perspirant that the chemist has to order in especially for her.

Yo mamma's so fat that she's on a dietician-prescribed diet to help her lose weight pending gastric-band surgery.

Yo mamma's so poor that she receives government assistance to help her pay her bills.

Yo mamma's so in love with Barry Manilow that she's a long-time member of his fan-club and owns most of his albums.

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Yo mamma's so tall, she sometimes has to stoop over to go through low doorways.

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Yo mamma's so stupid that she failed to use contraception and passed the genes coding for lack of intelligence down to you.

Yo mamma's so human that you too are a human-being, with all the frailties that that entails.

Yo mamma's so allergic to socially maladjusted fuck-weasels that she sneezes every time she sees you.

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Yo mamma's so bloated and overcome with that "weighed-down" feeling that she buys natural yoghurt containing special bio-active ingredients to aid bowel motility.

Yo mamma's so judgemental that your childhood development is hampered by crippling self-esteem issues.

Yo mamma's so overwhelmed with guilt about the plight of Ethiopian orphans that she donates $1 a week to pay for food and irrigation for an entire village.

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South Park called, they want their jokes back. Also, I think they may sue you. Not for the joke, but because they have a trademark on a fat little whiny kid who nobody likes and whose mother smokes penis and crack in equal amounts. Maybe you should try and be more like Kenny?

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We would never go to eat in such a pitty place!

But well yeah, I can't stop you putting your fingers into prostitutes their food...

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We would never go to eat in such a pitty place!

But well yeah, I can't stop you putting your fingers into prostitutes their food...

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Idra is a douche. InControl is a loser (literally). Athene is a sellout whore. Kungen is a cow IRL.

How'm I doin' How'm I doin'!?!?

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Were you born on a highway?

Because I heard that's where accidents happen most.

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nice one :p

I'm not in the mood to insult back

My head is going to explode

Too mucht thinking

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Closed 12 years ago by adderke.