We don't want to insult you because of the following reasons:
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Give me your best shot you foul-smelling pestulent pint of pimple-juice. If I had a face like yours I'd teach my arse to talk.
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Scared, are ya? I'd expect no better from a lily-livered panty-girdle like you.
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YOU CUTE LOOKING FAERIE.
Yeah!I just pwned you.Really hard!
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I'll tell you the one I've been called a few times by a guy who just added me and wanted my head for saying his giveaway with bundle keys was not allowed and reported.
Asshole.
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You scum-sucking rancid little pustule. When your mother gave birth to you they thought she'd just done another shit on the delivery table. Your father (I know who he is, even if you don't) licks turpentine off sailors' filthy fetid bumcracks for loose change and spends it on one of the few remaining Ms. Pacman games in New Jersey.
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Crying in a heap in the corner are you? Mumbling for mummy to come and save you from the mean man on the internet? Or are you just too stupid to think of an insult?
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Nice eyebrows shit-for-brains. Sorry, are they eyebrows? It looks more like two birds shit on your forehead. Also, not being funny, but is that a conjoined twin on your shoulder or just a large boil that you've drawn a face on? I did ask your mum once but she had her mouth full at the time...
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You misspelled "stupid" you worthless idiot. You're "stupid as a wall". Anyway, insults aside, congrats on the boil; I've never seen one that looked like my dad.
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You spelled it: "solid as a wall", but you're "stupid as a wall". s-t-u-p-i-d.
(Also, you really do seem to be uninsultable. Kudos.)
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Typical jarhead fuckface retard, it's spelt "guerilla", you pathetic, bloodthirsty, excuse for a moron. Or do you spend all your time picking on (other) apes? Maybe if you'd learned to spell you could have got yourself a job where you didn't have to kill defenceless Iraqi babies. Go step on a landmine and do us all a favour.
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No, because they're too fucking stupid to understand that they're being insulted.
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Oh no, a "demon" is going to tear me apart physically and emotionally. Tell me, "demon", when does the tearing start? Be sure to preface it with "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIFYING", you know...just so that I know it's started.
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Guess again fuckjar, I'm an insomniac. Come at me. Don't expect any quarter from me either; I fucked your mom's mouth and didn't even have the decency to aim away from her hair.
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Incorrect. Learn to add you ignorant cunt. I have two dads and a mum. Your mum. Regularly. Actually that'd be a neat way to try and track me down; take a swab of my DNA from her large intestine and send it to Interpol.
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Why does your mind automatically jump to anal sex? Interesting...
Anyway, since you ask, the DNA would have been from the cut on my knuckle.
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Sorry, but that's incredibly homophobic. I'm appalled, seriously. In this day and age, can't a man talk about violently fisting another man's mother without everyone automatically assuming he's gay? If you ask me, that kind of prejudice is what's disgusting.
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To be fair, what you said didn't make any sense either. Why would ramming my fist, shoulder-deep into your mother's intestines make me "gay or something"?
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Pleasures... your "mom" "pleasures" me in one blow. A night.
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"One blow in the face a night, I know sir."
Ho-hum, (<= what your mom advertises her blow-jobs as), it appears I can't reply directly to your post as we've reached the maximum depth allowed. ( <= similar to the excuse I used as I thumbed your mother's appendix)
Call it a draw?
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You fucking dumbasses, not even The Doctor can make you seem like something.
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Nice English you prick-breath'd prostitute. Did you learn it from one of your English-speaking clients between swallowing loads for nickels?
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That is the only intelligent thing you've ever said, you shit-stain on the g-string of humanity you.
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Hey there! How are your exams going? Do you want to talk about it?
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Awesome!
"Tomorrow I'll do my sax exam!"
You play the saxophone? Sweet! Confident? I'm sure you'll do well.
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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice! I think you're going to do brilliantly, just don't get too stressed out and take it easy. :)
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I have exams and need to relieve some stress!!!
I want to insult somebody just to feel better, but I won't beacause I feel guilty afterwards...
But still, if there is someone who wants te be insulted, volunteer and I will give it my best shot!
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