Why would you want to be insulted? I'm sure you're a lovely guy really. What did you get up to today?
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Must be fun going through metal detectors.
Airport Security Lady: Take off your belt, wallet and electronic devices.
[metal detector alarm]
Airport Security Lady: Do you have any metallic object on you?
protoxobe: It's my crotch. Care to check?
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As a human, why do you feel the need to pretend to be a "demon"?
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Awwww...aren't you cute. Of course you're a demon! A big scary demon! Come on everybody, aren't we all scared?
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PROTIP: When calling someone a name that implies they're stupid, take note to spell it correctly. ;)
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Come on people, step it up with the insults. This is some pretty low grade stuff so far.
You're so ugly your parents once left you alone and naked in a church for 4 hours when you were 12, and the priests there wouldn't fuck you. So ugly your parents had to tied steaks around your neck so the dogs would play with you.
You're so stupid you failed a urine test twice. So dumb you were glad you finished a 4 piece jigsaw in 5 weeks because on the box it read "+3 years".
Really, if I was stuck on a desert island with you, Hitler and Pol Pot, and had a gun with only 2 bullets, I'd shoot you twice.
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How fucking old are you? Hitler? Pol Pot? Kids today barely even remember Slobodan Milosevic or Ceaucescu. You're either a dried-up crusty piece of smegma or you're using your grandad's copy of the "1949 Boring Person's Almanac of Really Fucking Boring Insults".
If you were on fire, I'd piss on you, then set you on fire again. I mean, come on; if you're going to insult someone why not try and come up with something at least half original, that way we'd know you had half a brain. Or is your dad (who's also your brother) using the family brain-cell today? You're so unoriginal Lady Gaga comes to you for song ideas. If your insults were any more fucking weak, Alec Baldwin would film a Public Service Announcement to help raise money to save them; I hear Angelina Jolie & Madonna are looking to adopt a couple of the more pathetic ones.
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Touché! What wit! What panache! Oscar Wilde would be in awe at your urbane repartée! That was sarcasm by the way; if I had a dollar for every time I'd seen a comment as pathetic as that I'd pay for a hand-job from your mum and use the other 50 cents to buy you some sweets. You know, because I feel sorry for you.
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I'm sorry, not knowing Hitler and Pol Pot doesn't make you "young and cool", it makes you depressingly ignorant. It's less to do with age and more to do with inbreeding and not being able to read.
And if you're going to insult someone try not to rip off TV Series, namely The Blackadder (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0093836/quotes)... As good a show as it was, it's especially bad to rip off a 26 year old show if you previously criticized the person you're insulting for "sounding old".
Also "more weak"? Really? You insulted me with "more weak"? Are you a masochist? Are you literally asking for it? I don't mind you making it easier, but I figure I should get paid if you are enjoying it. I know your mother does it for free, but I prefer to get paid for my services.
But don't worry, I'm looking forward to your next witty retort straight from the latest show your grandpa used to watch. Let me guess, "one of these days...right to the moon!"
(Side note: Can use some work, but you're the best one so far, the rest of the insults are still quite... lacking.)
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The despot bingo was a) to set up for the crack about your age and b) simultaneously mock the youfs' perceived ignorance. So yeah: "That's the joke, stupid."
Secondly, I'm pretty sure the "family brain-cell" line pre-dates even Blackadder so I thought the copyright had lapsed; I certainly wasn't knowingly cribbing from Blackadder, though I have seen it.
Re: "more weak", yes, I know...very slapdash. I apologise if I didn't put enough time and care into my response as you'd have liked but, as with your mother and her facial hair, I was fighting a war on several fronts. Lastly, these exchanges of insults don't have to conform to your public-school, poncebridge debate-club rules, you fetid, infected, groin-rash.
(Side note: Even if I did use an old joke or two, I thought I brought it all bang up to date with the completely original celebrity-name-dropping stuff at the end. Oh, don't be too harsh on the others, a lot of them aren't native English-speakers. :))
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Seriously, you suck big sweaty salty sailor balls on the docks every night.
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All League of Legend players who play ranked are retards who would report their own mother for feeding if shed be ingame. Aswell they are lifeless virgins who will never get laid, probably because they are so ugly, coz they play 24/7 league of legends, just coz its f2p. They dont even know other games except this one. Their favourite sport is flaming, thats why Id like to punch them straight into their ugly faces.
If I keep playing this game, I will get soon some serious issuses and may probably turn into a series-killer.
Thanks for your attention.
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Judging by your inability to type, I think you'd find it very hard to insult anyone.
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Aw, let him have his fun; I think he must have found a link to tiredoldinsultsforbeginners.com
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Bless...
P.S. I have my own home where I live with my wife. Enjoy your hand, skeleton boy.
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I have exams and need to relieve some stress!!!
I want to insult somebody just to feel better, but I won't beacause I feel guilty afterwards...
But still, if there is someone who wants te be insulted, volunteer and I will give it my best shot!
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