Animals that people have previously managed to tame before aren't off the table. And by tame I mean that the animal would never suddenly snap and hurt you unless you antagonized it, and that you can take care of it without it suffering from the effects of captivity.

I would like an otter, or perhaps a small horde of elephant shrews. They got such cute little snouts.

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A big, fluffy bear :3

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A big, fluffy polar bear :3

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I think that animal is off the list.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

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I always wanted to make big octopus as my pet. Sadly, I have no money and knowledge to buy a huge salty aquarium with this cute eight-tentacled creature

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Bear / Tiger / Fox. I'd love to be able to travel around the world on an adventure with them.

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humans ๐Ÿ˜

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You are a few centuries too late.

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Yeah, cats already did it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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silence, slave

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"Slave Driver, put away the encouragement whip... and break out the cruel whip"

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Ha! Milhouse wears the girl tunic

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Is it bad that this was also my first tought? :|

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Skunk

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Those yogurt cups.

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Putin.

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I wish there were an option to whitelist the same person multiple times on SG. Maybe that would be useless in a practical sense, but totally satisfying.

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Maybe that would be useless in a practical sense, but totally satisfying.

Were you still talking about whitelists, or did you go back to the topic of having Putin as a pet? ~.^

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Nah, as silly as it sounds, I wouldn't call taming Putin and putting him into good hands useless. Weird, but not useless)

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I just assumed you were too blinded by the imagined satisfaction to bother determining utility. :P

Not that I blame you! The meme factor and the bonus pet bear steed alone seem like they'd make for quite the satisfying result.
...well, okay, I guess those are technically the same thing. :P

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Annihilated animals by humanity.
Evolve into animals more advanced than humans and make humans a pet.
just kidding. I like dolphins.๐Ÿฌ

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I should be afraid of dolphins.

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A long time ago, this dolphin was crushed document data. terrible.
They have occupied our personal computer.๐Ÿ’ป

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what episode is this from?

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ahh those are the only simpsons episodes i dont watch

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So long and thanks for all the fish!

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Elephant shrews do look like they a perfect choice, I've been in love with these little guys since my early childhood. Still, I'd probably prefer someone more intelligent. Maybe an African gray, but without downsides. While we are at, I'd actually be fine with any pet right now. Maybe even another rodent, I haven't owned any for ages.

That reminds me that it's time to feed an extremely boring Syrian hamster I'm currently babysitting. Fun.

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Capybara!

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You're clearly a person with great taste!

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I'd like to have an owl. Owls are cool.

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A cat.
What, don't tell me that our cats are tame pets!

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But that's one of the reasons we love them! Although I wouldn't mind a cat that lives with us to be a bit more tame when it comes to giving him pills.

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well last time we tried to get rid of them they created the plague and unleashed it on the humans populous. can we really risk pissing them off over taking a pill?

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I can be your pet.

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jiggilypuff

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Orcas, whales or sharks.

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Probably an anteater or an armadillo.

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Armadillo :3 they are cute

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Yay for anteaters! :)

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Impala

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T-Rex Ofc :D

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bring me cookies, t-rex

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I expected something like that :D

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Koalas

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gonna have to go with the biggest killing machine i can think of

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A bald Asian man who scrubs teeth? A bold choice, my friend.

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he does all my taxes

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Hmm, probably a "big cat", like a white tiger or lioness!

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a white tiger

That's racist! :D

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Lynx! Or a little crocodile :----)

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Komodo dragon.

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