Giving away 5 dollars worth of Steam stuff (Anything YOU want)

So I can give y'all 5$ worth of stuff on steam (ANYTHING)
but...
I REALLY WANT TO GET THE CURRENT HUMBLE JUMBLE BUNDLE.
Its so beautiful :(:::::
but I spent all the money I had from holidays last year to fund my steam account and I have enough to buy insurgency for the full price, but I can get it for 1 buck along with like 5 other games on humble bundle.
But I cannot get it through humble bundle (because I lack a credit/debit card):(.
IS THERE ANY WAY TO PAY FOR IT VIA STEAM WALLET?

ORRRRR... can one of you gift me the bundle's items after buying it? (the one dollar one)
I WILL PAY BACK WITH 1-5 Dollars WORTH OF STEAM STUFF VIA GIFTING IT TO YOU

PLEASE
you can get more back then you give

I swear I will give you what ever you ask for Via gifts(so long as it is 1-5 bucks)

If you decide to help me out (or yourself with 5 bucks of stuff...)
here is the humble link to the bundle I want: https://www.humblebundle.com/ (the one on the home page right now)
and here is my steam account (add me so I can send you what you want, and so you can send me the games in the Humble Bundle): http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198153142314/

Thanks in advance,
FrogBuilder :)