I don't even want to activate this

It's a trap.

Someone took it and he didn't even have the courage to say he hates you.

But now you'll never know the pain that is Uriel's Chasm. Was it made to make fun of other games? To make fun of indie games or let's players that pay them lots of lip service? Was it unintentionally bad? Did rail slave make this as some sort of prophetic warning? Was it meant to bring world peace? Or perhaps start the beginning of the end for all mankind? It is one mysterious jogo.

I've beaten Uriel's Chasm. It's bad, but it's entertainingly bad. It's also only four levels long and two of them are extremely easy.

There is much worse on Steam, is what I'm trying to say.