first pay a troll toll for apprenticeship. then get a bridge of your own and learn riddles.
"Fore this bridge ye to traverse, answer me this riddled verse. Earth, stone, flame or air, which is neither foul nor fair?"

Also a crossbow to shoot billygoats on sight

You could try opening a thread on said forum asking how to effectively troll it. ^^

You gotta pay the Troll Toll, If You Wanna Get Into That Boy's Soul

I see what you did there.

glares

Make a giveaway for DotA 2

this
and
this

how to become the next uber-troll

Wait about 5 years until you grow up and then see if you're up for it.

You
trolled
SG
enough
already,
don't
you
think?

(emphasis on "don't you think?")

How to troll

I hate the word troll.

I think he is trolling this forum already

trollin is for losers...

If you say "Orange" really slow, it sounds like Gullible. Try it!

Do this a lot.

A troll does not share its secrets.

This is why we can't have nice things.

you don't need help.
look at all this good work you have been doing.

this

Good job.

Your parents must be proud.

Blacklisted.

So i guess this is a mindset of average 9gag user

You're really toeing the line with me.