So I just drank beer for the first time

Mmmmmmmmmm beer ! Love it, it becomes an acquired taste the older u get. Nothing better than an ice cold beer or 12-18 to get ya feeling smashed

Pretty much all alcohol tastes like crap.

Drink a Desperados and add a slice of lemon inside the bottle. You will love beer after you try this.

for first time when I drank beer it was probably when I was 1-2 years old,for last time I drank beer,around a year ago,for last time when I drank achohol,few weeks ago :D I don't really like achohol,I drink Coca-Cola...yeah I know,I know its very unhealthy drink <.<

Ah

I hate it as well, which is a bummer because I would love to get drunk all the time, but I just can't stand the way alcohol tastes.

If you think beer is bad, wait until you drink your first shot of Tequila.

If you ever do, don't forget to put salt on your hand and lick it right before taking the shot and then bite the shit out of that slice of lemon. You can skip the salt I guess but trust me, you need to bite into a slice of lemon after the shot or else you're going to regret it.

btw polish and czech beer is the best :)

Wine FTW

Although a good dark lager... Dat's a good one...

If you are an American, I can't blame you for hating beer. My girls dad lives in AZ and when I am there he always wants to drink the most rancid american made wheat beers. I mean that shit is putrid, and when it is not disgusting it taste like water. What you need some good imported Ale. Innis and Gunn might be good. Also half of a bottle of beer unless that is some strong shit is getting nobody buzzed.

I also really hate that you didn't say what you drank, that is a BIG part of beer. Was it a pale ale? A wheat beer? a dark brew? You can't condemn beer as a whole until you try a variety of different brewing methods and styles. I personally love amber and pale ales. But find most wheat beers pretty gross.

BTW, I am a 23 year old male, and I prefer Scotch to beer anyway.

I never tasted ass myself so I cant compare, but usually the 1st beer is never good.
I like beer... a lot. Especially German and Belgian beer. I also like red wine and whiskey ;)

Beer isn't supposed to taste good. It's a utility drink; you drink it in order to get drunk, not to enjoy the flavour. And you were never going to feel anything from less than two bottles anyway. But then, you already knew that, as the insincerity drips from this post. Nice try, though. n_n

I also like other liquors more, like Wine, Schnaps or Whiskey.
(Sorry if I doubled some things in the last sentence, I'm not that familiar with the English translations of alcoholic drinks.)
I like to have a real taste and this warm burning feeling of the alcohol.
I would'nt say that beer tastes like ass (tbh idk how "ass" tastes)...I think bland would describe it best?
However, as I'm of German nationality and I need to uphold some stereotypes: I LOVE BEER! BEER FOR NEXT CHANCELLOR!

I completely agree with you, especially on the fact of how overrated alcohol is

You should try some beer from Czech Republic. Also - for the people who think one beer must make them drunk - beer is not a strong beverage. An average bottle of beer containts around 4-5 % of alcohol. People in my country drink usually 8 - 10 to get drunk

There's nothing better than good pint o' stout. Let's face it - you're lame.

Try a dark beer, it's much better in taste

Try a different beer. Beer isn't an unified taste. Some beers taste awful and some don't for every person.

I cant stand beer, ale, whiskey, mead....so many types of alcohol. People always tell me its an acquired taste, but I dont understand why people feel the need to make themselves like alcohol. Why not just drink something you like the taste of? I only really like those "alco-pop" things, because they taste like fruit an not like ass.

Try Corona Extra. The best beer ever made.

well, I personally like Ice Tea and made it rare for myself like hell and so it is something special for me. Better than doing the same thing with Alcohol...

I don't really like beer too, but I don't think it tastes that bad. Btw, try dark ale, I like it much more.