I first heard the word haiku in reddit just 6 months ago. This wasn't something they teached in my school. Let me give it a go...
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killing nazis in
an alternate universe
wolfenstein kicks ass
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Favourite game? Alrighty then:
I just broke your neck
How the fuck you still alive?
Mortal Kombat X
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I read through my steam / library, tropico I see / you, but I need more
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Fail.
Count your syllables and try again!
Also, haikus are typically independent clauses for each line, rather than running the sentence into the following line.
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So I liked The Fall
It was surely fun to play
Plot twists are the best.
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THEY SAY HE'S FOXHOUND
A GHOST WITH FLESH AND BARE BONES
HE'S JUST AN OLD MAN
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Autumn moonlight—
a gabe digs silently
into the chestnut.
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During the nineties
A hell-spawned game appeared
That game was called DOOM
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I don't know what a Haiku is.
They didn't teach me that in school.
I like chocolate.
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Hot Steaming Bundles
Hear the sounds of Race The Sun
Bundle in my pants
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They ran up the clock
Hickory dickory dock
They are not all bad
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I don't like haikus
but I will do one for you
Tropico will do
Bonus it rhymed
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Is shiftycourtney
Spring of whitelist giveaways
The wind of changes
That is first one. Second will be about the game :p.
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Run fast as the wind katana in hand
Enemies lined up what a bunch of retards
Get 360 no scoped AWP musket headshoted
SHAMFUR DISPRAY!!!!
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'a haiku about your favourite game'
Does that count?
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I'm really tired
I'm also kind of hungry
I have doritos
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Portal is my game
Solving puzzles is my thing
The cake is a lie
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If the cake is a lie ... and the test is a piece of cake ... THEN THE TEST IS A PIECE OF A LIE!
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As I try to dig more
I get mysteries and questions
the hole just got deeper
-steamworld dig-
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They said there is beauty
in things that can die
my beloved died at 2
her name was half-life
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Without flowing wine
How to enjoy lovely
Cherry blossoms?
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Not quite the traditional 5-7-5. What game is this?
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Commander Shepard
This is my favorite shop
On the Citadel
...That's not very good. Let me think of something better. I've had a few, but that's no excuse.
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Slaves to Sovereign
Mechanical fanatics
Robotic rebels
...Still not good.
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Determined Spectre
A galaxy full of doubt
An ancient danger
I can do better.
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Okay, let's make this interesting.
Write a haiku about your favourite game to be whitelisted for the following giveaways.
Tropico Trilogy
Combat Wings: Battle of Britain
Super Motherload
Race The Sun
Runes of Brennos
Victoria II
Knights of Pen and Paper +1 Edition
Magicka
The Journey Down: Chapter One
Eidolon
If you don't know how to write a haiku, then you should've paid more attention in school.
EDIT: And... time has now expired!
Sorry folks! but I gotta cut this short. I gotta go to work.
Thanks for playing!
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