Oh man, im having to deal with the worst virus

Great puzzle. Thanks!

That's what you get for downloading porn ;3

I smell trollz xD

You sure know how to download viruses bro! Dunno what the solution could be tho. Never had issues like this. Get a good antivirus and run it, see if it helps :)

How did you start your browser???

How did you launch your browser?

How did you launch malware bytes?

I suggest start you task manager and click on the process tab and look for the exe that started doing that for you or if you don't remember what it was just look for something suspicious or odd in the process's tab. Then locate its destination folder by right click on it and click on show destination folder and delete it. I have dealt with many many people that have had issues like this before and i have fix those issues that way. Good luck on malware hunting.

I click internet_explorer.exe, and it asks me if i want to use internet_explorer.exe to open internet_explorer.exe. imad.

try spybot search and destroy

Boot into safe mode, run rkill.exe, use your antivirus and malwarebytes to scan for viruses. See if you still got it afterwards.

the usual...
Thanks for Skyrim!

If I was there looking at your machine and fiddling with it, I could probably fix it, but trying to help you through a forum post is very problematic, and I don't have a lot of time right now. Good luck with it, though.

What I like to do is finding the .exe that is causing me problems, then right-click->properties->add .jpg to the name field.
Normally you shouldn't be able to rename it (much less change the extension) when it's running, so try to kill the process and if it fails, launch in safe mode (keep F8 down as soon as you restart the computer). Then apply the above steps. It rarely fixes everything, but it does disable the virus from running.

Windows only obviously.

safe mode, system restore.
if that fails
combofix

System restore or reinstall windows. The lazy solutions.

Click on EXE

There's not much you can do if you can't open any .exe's

Try to back-up as much important data as you can (if you want) and then wipe your data by re-installing your OS.

If you have Windows, I think it keeps your files automatically in a file called windows.old after you re-install your OS, but be careful as that may still contain the files which started your virus. Good luck.

Fuck it, im reinstalling Windows and buying a mac.

Install gentoo

Use Combofix.

lol... virus :D you simply removed connection (by accident) between exe and built-in application used to open exes -_-

what does it do? does it show you that you can't find the .exe or something similar?

If thats the case you can just restore the registry entries for executables and reboot....

FORMAT C:

Is it only with shortcuts? my freind has problems with all shorcuts, but everthing else works xD he used Chrome to open it all and somehow it works for him xD