What's some of your favorite quotes from games

Monkey Island - "I'm selling these fine leather jackets"

"I never asked for this"
The perfect response to anything. :U

Also epic music: Icarus

COME! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND! - Tactical Marine, Dawn of War 2

You're gonna be my new meat bicycle!

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

The brighter the flame, the deeper the shadow.

• Dark Souls II

"Be quiet, I am doing the fishstick. It is a very delicate state of mind." - Shegorath, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Would you kindly...

Even if I despite starcraft, this line remained in my mind forever : "Hell, it's about time !"

red alert
duke nukem 3d
sry for no quotes

I die as I lived...alone - Sven from Dota 2

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"My wife for hire" -Starcraft

"Even in dark times, we cannot relinquish the things that make us human" - Khan, Metro 2033

"Ok"

Commander Shepherd

kills a person
"And one for your mother."
kills another person
"And one for the pope."
kills another person
"And one for little Johnny."
kills another person
"And one for Bobo the Space-Monkey."
kills a.. yeap, you know the drill by now
"And one cause you're fuggly."
kills yet another person
"And one because I have ammo left."
and kills one more for good measure
ding ding ding ding ding
"And one just because I can."

Postal Dude, Postal 2.

There is another sequence like that, but I didn't hear enough times to know it on top of my head.

You know what they say: "If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."

• Bernard, Day Of The Tentacle

Fatality!

When life gives you lemons, make combustibable lemons and burn life's house down.
I'm to lazy to do the whole thing.

"..." - Red (Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal)

"I ** your mom" ~ League of Legends