ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

‎Some of my favorite quotes I've taken in the past. Enjoy!

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are accurate." --Abraham Lincoln

"You see dear, when we celebrated our wedding anniversary last month, it was an "accountability moment", The fact that you didn't raise any protest meant that you were ratifying my multiple affairs over the years."- H.W. Bush then his wife says
" Don't Bush me."

And finally
"Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching." --Oscar Wilde

Your puny Ozone cannot protect your forever, Earthmeats!

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

“Too strange to live, too rare to die!” - Hunter S. Thompson

Probably regarding narwhals

One general, and one for Harry Potter fans:

• Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
  -- unknown

• When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter.
  And my family will say to me, "After all this time?"
  And I will say, "Always."
  -- Alan Rickman

"Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"

"Guns don't kill people the government does." - Dale Gribble

"You should never argue with an idiot, because they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"Could the world fall?" - Karl Pilkington

"I've not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." ~ Thomas Edison

"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full and said, 'Is it half full or half empty?' So I drank the water. No more problem." ~ Alejandro Jodorowsky

"I don't think we're here for anything, we're just products of evolution. You can say 'Gee, your life must be pretty bleak if you don't think there's a purpose,' but I'm anticipating a good lunch." ~ James Watson

"A donkey! A donkey! My kingdom for a donkey!!!"

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Thank you Mario, but our Princess is in another castle" Toad's Castle

"You all are fucking cool, I'm feel uncomfortable here"
and

"I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none"

-Shakespeare

"A guy gets 30 years of jail for rape.

• Lil' dude, where I put you and where you put me..."

" When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

:D

"They should make UACs a little harder to get than free candy at a pedo convention." - http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showpost.php?p=13800681&postcount=881 :D

Never complain of not getting a dota2 key, a diablo3 key will then be the mission of impossible

Women nowadays : eat 5 large double cheese burgers with 5 fries and a "diet coke" ..

"if the world gives you crap, then lets start making sculptures out of it"

"When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic"

"The difference between banks and the Mafia: banks have better legal-regulatory expertise, but the Mafia understands public opinion."

• Nassim Nicholas Taleb

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" - from The Life of Brian.

"How many Peta members does it take to change a lightbulb?.... None, Peta can't change anything." -Team Meat.