I'm sorry. But I got my fiancée and chat hooked on this. And now it's just updated. Your life will never be the same again.

Edit: Save and refresh the newer version. Updated earlier to version 1.01.

Edit 2: Serious buffs ahead! Version 1.021 out! Also, from the older version, AUGH.

Edit 3: Success!

Edit 4: Version 1.028 out! Adds a whole ton of stuff, including achievements! List.

Edit 5: Version 1.031. Oh, no. The gods have forsaken us.

Edit 6: Version 1.036. Oh, my god, why. Okay, I think I'm going to test a reset, this is just brutal... 900 trillion for one upgrade.

11 years ago*

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Coooookies!!!

11 years ago
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Beat this much

this game is too easy ^_^

11 years ago
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Yeah, if you're boring and edit it.

11 years ago
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you are a cookie beast

11 years ago
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Y u no 100% upgrades?

11 years ago
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At the time, the 39th didn't actually exist.

11 years ago
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11 years ago
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...father, for I have sinned?

Candy anyone?

http://candies.aniwey.net/

11 years ago
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YES. except i could never beat the devil.

11 years ago
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I gave up on the devil in hard mode.

11 years ago
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Is it even possible to beat him in hard mode?

11 years ago
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Someone I introduced via my quiz managed to beat the game in hard mode.

11 years ago
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Sounds impressive, then.

11 years ago
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Lol, didn't know that game was known here.

11 years ago
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All hail the mighty cookie!

11 years ago
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I broke my mouse :(

11 years ago
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NO NOT THE MOUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 years ago
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Reminds me of that Cow Clicker game from Facebook. Shame it's basically empty now, which is bad since I found out about it just last year :/

Still, cookies are good, and I don't see why people wouldn't click on em every now and again.

And you've got nothing to be sorry about, jade. Rest assured, we'll find a way to destroy our lives when the thrill of cookie clicking disappears ;)

11 years ago
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Ohhh man, imagine all those cookies.

11 years ago
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Since when did you get engaged jade? Wasn't it just yesterday that you said you were taking a break from sg to hang out with your girlfriend? I'm getting old.

11 years ago
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I proposed back in November. Was awesome. :D

11 years ago
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Congrats! Are you going to invite all of us to your wedding?

11 years ago
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No, only some of you. I know some people plan to shout "THANKS FOR SKYRIM" at it and they're not coming.

11 years ago
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lold

11 years ago
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Awww... But every wedding needs a "Thanks for Skyrim" contingent.... (

11 years ago
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You can give out Fortix as wedding favors!

11 years ago
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But I wanted to get you those Million cookies :(

11 years ago
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I really lold hahaha

11 years ago
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I actually gave out Skyrim one time... I was disappointed by how few people yelled that...

11 years ago
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cookies/second : 324,352.4

11 years ago
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I am addicted to this. My life has no meaning!

11 years ago
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Also, you beat my thread by about a minute since I actually had to make a quiz for it

11 years ago
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Your quiz is unfair to me. I've already gone long past every one of those checkpoints and it's mean to make me restart.

11 years ago
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11 years ago
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No.

11 years ago
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Does it save everything automatically when you close it? Or do you have to do the manual save?

11 years ago
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Original tries to save every five minuyes-ish, but fails two-thirds of the time. The new one, I think you have to manually save (it'll be a cookie, ironically), I haven't seen an autosave appear.

11 years ago
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I will abandon my current lifestyle for this thing thanks to you.

11 years ago
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Already played this.
It's very easy to edit the save file and experiment with it. :)
edit: Oh, new version...

11 years ago
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Yeah, but that's cheating.

11 years ago
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Cheated cookies taste terrible!

11 years ago
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It doesn't seem to work in the new version anyway.

11 years ago
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There are scorpions in cheated cookies.

11 years ago
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Oh god, I'm hooked, thank you so much for destroying my free time.

11 years ago
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I just got addicted to Steamgifts, and now you want to get me addicted to this too?! Will I ever complete my concept art assessment?!

11 years ago
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I think your name answers it all!

11 years ago
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haha

11 years ago
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+10000

11 years ago
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I went up to 28,000,000. took me around 40-50 minutes

11 years ago
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I've never been so productive in front of the computer.

11 years ago
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what have you done

11 years ago
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OMG. Addicted.

11 years ago
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I'm diabetic, so your tempestuous cookies and the clicky-click don't tempt me...

11 years ago
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11 years ago
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This came to mind as well. =D

11 years ago
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How sad is it that this is better than the original...

11 years ago
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Evilllll!!! May your mouse get gummed up with sugar!

11 years ago
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Yay, love wasting my time. Although, it is so addictive.

11 years ago
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how do I "unlock" more upgrades? I only see 4 on the list to buy now :/

11 years ago
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The more items you buy, the more appear. For instance, one takes about 80 cursors.

11 years ago
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thanks :P 10 cursors left

11 years ago
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Closed 10 years ago by thejadefalcon.