Share your most embarrassing gaming moment

Tanking a raid and almost being late to my own wedding.
Even the other raiders were a little shocked. :X
We're no longer married, but it's not because of gaming (surprisingly)

Hmm. Having over 7 hours in The Weaponographist with everything purchased/upgraded in the town, and I still can't get past the very first level/boss, even with activating the checkpoint pillar (room right before the boss) at least 4 times (each time you activate it, it gives you 3 uses to warp right to it before you have to start over from the beginning of the level again). Does that count? This game's difficulty is insane...

After reading your moment I feel that anything I could remember would be vastly insignificant in comparison.

Playing Hatoful Boyfriend and being disappointed when I found out there were no h-scenes.

I played 3 games at the same time, dc universe online (raid), ff xiv (raid), and pokemon (in 3ds), I was like the friki lord.

When I first played Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 I didn't figure out I could save from the menu, and went to a random dungeon every time...

Buying CS:GO
beating Michael Jackson's Moonwalker at the arcade

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Someone called while I was playing and instead of answering "hello" I said attack.

Long ago I called out of work because of a "family emergency" because I was really excited to play my new PS3 game.
But of course, I totally forgot that my boss was my friend on there...

Some guys in my physics class found out I have 11,000 hours on a MMORPG (Most of it was idle/AFK time). They announced it to the whole class and some people proceeded to calculate how many days that would be.

And then some jock in the back called out, "Do you know how many girls you can bone in that time?"

Rage rant on a bad night in a MMO where I kept getting owned by on-level mobs. I had my headset laying nearby without realizing the mic was in voice-activated mode. The guy who was grouping with me heard the (later-very-embarrassed) demon unleashed.

One time, I was talking on the phone with a friend, playing GTA IV, when stupid Roman called and asked something like "Hey, Niko, you wanna go check out some titties?"

... My name is Nikko.

See for yourself

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I remember at some gaming show I was taking parts in a fighting game contests... Might have been at Fatal Fury Special or some kind of King of Fighters (was way back).
We were sitting in front of a screen and, anyways, I lose (expected: I suck). Willing to express some sort of frustration (as is expected of us, walking penises, when we lose), I then planned to kick a box in front of me. Which I missed.
My foot then proceeded to produce a loop at an awkward 100 degrees angle, ending up somehow in the face of my opponent.

Guile would have been proud of me.

Nobody believed I didn't do it on purpose. Dude wasn't even hurt, at all. That might be the most humiliating part of all, actually :/

It was the second pistol round in a CSGO match. Bomb was planted, and one guy was still alive so we fan out to look for the last guy. Suddenly I hear the telltale sound of the bomb being defused, so I scurry over and successfully kill the guy that was defusing. Unfortunately we switched to CT side after the half and I forgot.

Its not really much of embarassment but its the only one i can think of, My favourite game is ff7 but that wasnt the case when i first got it. I was looking at a magazine saw a photo of cloud holding a giant sword thought it was a hack and slash platformer with a guy with a giant sword and i went out and bought the game. I returned home excited and when i started the game i was like what the f* is that crap, anyway i was 13 i just spended my money i had to push on , english is not my naitive language and back then it was really bad. I didnt understand anything manage to reach a point where the game hints you to pass a lake with a giant snake with a chocobo ofc that hint went under and i was getting game over screens again and again till i rage quit and for some time i was saying ff is the worst game i ever played.

Then one day when i was 16 and my english was near good my friend gifted me a copy of ff8, cause it was a gift i was feeling obligated to give it a try even tho he new i was saying ff are teh worst , he thought if i tried now i would love it and he was right , ff8 was also simpler and i got into it and when i finsihed that i wnet back to ff7 to try it again and omg i played it and finished it 5 times in a row

I seem to consistently fall off cliffs or down holes whenever my wife comes over to watch me (even if I don't know she's there. She finds it hilarious.

Probably when I was driving a tank in Planetside 2 and my gunner was yelling for me to shoot a tank that was practically RIGHT IN FRONT OF US, but it took me like 5 seconds to react and we got our Vanguard blown up. This is why I no longer fight in squads. The 2nd place probably goes to the first time I played Super Mario Sunshine when I was little. I was always horrified to death of the weak little slime blob guys for some reason.

P.S. Honorable mention: I once played a CS:GO PvE map with a friend from Biology class. A couple weeks later he confronted me and said someone with my nickname had joined his game and teamkilled everyone. It wasn't me, but I think that guy hates me now.

Before I got a stable connection I got Connection lost multiple times just as I was about to murder some easy prey in Ultima Online, logging in as a ghost and to a mocking PMs from them.

Oh, I died like 15 seconds after The Witcher 3 started, finding out that - Geralt can now jump! and -Yes you can leap to your death from the balcony.

Playing Bomberman on the DS waaayyy back in the day on the train home from school. You could say bomb into the mic if you didn't have your stylus. Well, shouting bomb on a crowded train was a bad idea.

Oh, great, I am playing Insurgency a lot recently.
I remembered once guarding the last checkpoint on Seige, only 2 men alive then, including me. I was firing at the incoming enemies when suddenly my teammate moved right in front of me and I headshotted him, the server has a death penalty for teamkill, so you know what happened.("▔□▔)

2 for the price of 1!

I cried at the first instance of Orochi in Okami thinking it was the end of the game already.

I got so angry at not being able to beat the end boss on Soulcaliber 2 on the hardest difficulty I smashed the controller into my face, breaking both my nose and the controller.

Both of these were when I was very young, don't worry, I'm sane now. Mostly.

I don't have any moments, I don't think.
My most embarrassing gaming story is probably that I've only ever 100%ed Double Dragon III on the NES. I'm a quitter.

Some accidental ninjapulls at WoW.
Some failed raid mechanics because I'm too attention-span-challenged to read the guides/watch the videos before raiding.
One time falling asleep mid-dungeon because I was drunk af, the others were probably not happy because iirc I was one of the few people with some gear on there.
I actually liked Shower With Your Dad Sim.

When i was playing modern warfare 2 i decided to call someone a "commando-baby" because i hated the commando perk for allowing people to knife me much faster

i still cringe to this day