Well, there I was, about to play Rust with a friend. A leetle hungry and nothing to eat so I begin to chew on a water bottle cap (a small Deerpark one, not a Dasani thank god). Something happened and I laughed, swallowed the bottlecap, and almost proceeded to choke but it slid down (slowly and painfully). Anyways, how was everyone elses day?

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I once swallowed a green glass thingy a size of a big rasberry. Luckily there were no sharp rounds, the shape was similar to this. I never saw it since. I assume it came out.

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I hope the bottlecap ain't those kinds with the sharp poking edges that stick out.. Passing that out of your rear end wouldn't be a.. pleasant experience.

10 years ago
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I don't chew on metal beercaps if thats what you were thinking lol

10 years ago
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tell us how it felt when it come out

10 years ago
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Your anus will suffer.

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Prepare your anus!

10 years ago
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i almost swallowed the pen cap once

10 years ago
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D: there are snacks you know?

10 years ago
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I love the Steamgifts forum.

10 years ago
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Damn, lucky you didn't choke, hope you're more careful in future!

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Was it spicy?

10 years ago
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"Plasticy" is the way I'd describe it

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One starts to wonder why were you playing with a cap with your mouth...or maybe I don't wanna know...

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He was hungry and had nothing to eat.

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Yes because chewing on stuff makes you less hungry lol

10 years ago
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I have a habit of chewing on things and I just realized this

10 years ago
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I know that but I'm sure there are less dangerous things to chew on than bottlecaps

10 years ago
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Oh I was being sarcastic guess it was hard to tell, because at least with gum you make saliva which aids digestion. When you chew gum you are producing a lot of saliva causing any food that is still in your system to be more quickly digested, making you hungrier. Not sure if that works with chewing on plastic but gum is just sugar coated rubber so I think chewing on that would also just do the opposite.

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Well internet is full of weird people so you can never be 100% sure if someone is joking or not.

I would not know about the digesting part but I know that if you are short on water putting something in your mouth keeps thirst away longer since you produce more saliva.

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Sometimes, when I have a bottle around, and I'm in front on the computer, alone, I do the same, OP. I chew bottle caps, unintentionally.

10 years ago
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Yeah just try not to laugh or swallow is all I can say :P

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Well I chew on things but I usually pick things that are impossible to accidentally swallow...

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Wonder how it's going to get out :-)
Maybe you can enjoy a bloody anus time! :D

10 years ago
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That's hot... I mean its hot out here.

10 years ago
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bottlecap fetish much

10 years ago
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Good luck passing that

10 years ago
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gg I onced swallowed a "Thumbtack" a form of nail. It was kinda scary.

10 years ago
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so mr OP pig with red hat, any updates?

10 years ago
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Its still somewhere inside of me. Got a feeling about tomorrow tho

10 years ago
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gross

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So... you're a swallower...

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I used to chew on random stuff all the time, caps, balloons, erasers, rubber bands etc. Sort of habit but I had to force myself to stop since I (like you) swallowed something while laughing and had to go to the hospital. I stick to gum, ice (bad for your teeth) and lemons now. ^_^

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I don't even realize I'm chewing something til someone asks me what I'm chewing on lol

10 years ago
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That's your body telling you that you should start smoking. It gives you something to put in your mouth and between your fingers.

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lol, nice theory there.

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To some people with weird fetishes, this happens in reverse.

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FFS! I just ate my lunch :'(

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hahaha XD

10 years ago
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Easy way in, painful out! ;-)

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4-5 Years ago i swallowed a ring pull i thnik everything is ok, except i have this itch problem when i dont have any medicine for last 2 years and alergy test results didnt give anything.

10 years ago
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So, uh, Veku, it's been 2 days now, the question everybody asks himself is, has it gone all the way now ?

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Still nothing, guess it's taking its time going thru

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Fingers crossed :-P

10 years ago
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It's another 24 hours already. Progress update please :D

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botolkap pls

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Progress update since its been 3 days:

It's still fucking around inside me. I swear I can feel where its at too lol

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lel :D thats hilarious,I unlike you have a different habit,my habit is not to chew things ,but to always have something in my arms to play with(I know how it sounds O.o) like a pen,my keys or even playing with cents,also sometimes I play with my iphone,tossing it into the air,or flipping and spinning it...but atleast my habit is not dangerous like yours :D hope you poop out the cap soon!

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you could toss your eyephone into your eye if you aren't careful

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Veku, my recommendation is that you go to the hospital. Now. I once accidentally swallowed a quarter and it got lodged in my throat. You are really lucky it didn't block your air but you need to get that out as soon as possible.

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Wise advice, and I'd suggest the TC to follow this.

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remember...when it comes out....pics or it didn't happen! ;)

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+1 :D

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who would ever..

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So I'll guess the cap sealed up the hole from the inside and he exploded when there was too much inside?

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