Well, there I was, about to play Rust with a friend. A leetle hungry and nothing to eat so I begin to chew on a water bottle cap (a small Deerpark one, not a Dasani thank god). Something happened and I laughed, swallowed the bottlecap, and almost proceeded to choke but it slid down (slowly and painfully). Anyways, how was everyone elses day?

10 years ago*

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Ultimate preparation for fallout, I salute you

Thats Dedication Baby!

10 years ago
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One way to hide your caps.

10 years ago
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achievement earned: hungry capitalist

10 years ago
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lol

10 years ago
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Lol, best comment!

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Comment and picture: Fited correctly. Proceed to the next level.

10 years ago
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I would check into that if I were you. Not only might there be toxins in the plastic, the plastic might not break down and do some damage as it passes through you. Find out quick & prepare to barf that puppy back up. .02

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Already went to an urgent care and they told me to let it pass through and check my poopoos

10 years ago
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I've heard of poppin' a cap in somebody's ass, but rarely the other way round.

Good luck with those stools...

10 years ago
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+1 <3

10 years ago
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lmao, good one

10 years ago
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Well if it doesn't break down, you won't have to check your poop, you will KNOW. lol Hurry, go eat some REALLY REALLY spicey foods too. ;)

10 years ago
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How do spicy foods help?

10 years ago
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The spicy food adds to the entertainment value of anyone you ever tell this story too. <WEG>

10 years ago
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After what the doctor is making me do so I know that it's out, I'm never telling anyone this story..

10 years ago
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So you won't be inviting a group of close friends and family members to gather around the bowl, sing a few slow songs, and commemorate its passing?

10 years ago
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Maybe that, to wish the cap on towards a better, less brown life ;)

10 years ago
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I never used facebook... but wasn't it made to share exactly these kind of things with everyone in form of pics and/or videos?

10 years ago
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if it was small enough to be swallowed, chances are its small enough to be passed. Chances are also rather high that it will be buried in feces which will cover any edges of the cap. The only way it could hurt, is if it managed to come out first with the open end forward.

So pretty high chance of him passing it unnoticed, and then freaking out about not knowing he passed it.

10 years ago
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If that's true that sure is going to hurt coming out!

10 years ago
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i hope you die because of that bottlecap.

10 years ago
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.....were you once dumped by a bottle cap... hehe get it? "dumped"....gross

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Pathetic comment.

10 years ago
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umad much?

10 years ago
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Nah, he's just disgusted by your lack of humanity, trash.

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wow your persnonality makes me mad that your even allowed to enter this site

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He is suspended now. :)

10 years ago
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<_< i dont think thats enough but ok happy to see mods lookin for common decency in us

10 years ago
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You, sir, have problems.

10 years ago
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This, too, shall pass.

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+1

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:P

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+1 :D

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rofl nice one ! X'D

10 years ago
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Did you die?

10 years ago
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Yeah. I'll continue to haunt SG forums for the rest of my ghost-life

10 years ago
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not right away, first he swallowed a series of animals to retrieve it and eachother. the horse is what ended him

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hmm, yes! What else did you swallow?

10 years ago
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Are you still hungry

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.....it was pretty good actually

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lol :P

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You should see a doctor in my humble opinion :D

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who needs imgur/reddit when we have SG! haha.
for reals though, good luck on that poop :\

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Plastic is pretty bad for you, funny, I actually got one of those caught in my tooth before...

10 years ago
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i did the same thing with a shard of bone once, worked out fine.

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I's a shame the bottle cap did not do you in... If it did we would have one less spam topic :)

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Ouch. That's kinda harsh...

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So every topic should be about giveaways, not just talk every now and then?

10 years ago
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Sure, but threads like this one are troll bait. Read some of the replies and you'll come to the same conclusion.

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Weird. You're tagged as "Rude". Wonder why.

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SG+, hell yeah.

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How dare that say am rude with users, i am a great guy :/ really great... god like evan

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What do you mean i am tagged as rude?

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...Well good job. My day has actually been very good.

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Have you thought it eventually will come out with the same size?

Eat a lot of fiber and good luck

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For your own sake I hoped to find a puzzle. Now all that is left is to cross my fingers for you.
Edit: I thought my day was quite meh but now I guess it's not that bad after all. ^^

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Are you a toucan? It would be very bad if a toucan swallowed a bottlecap.

10 years ago
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I am somewhat liberal but wishing someones death and actually writing it should deserve suspension

10 years ago
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Death penalty, interesting topic for a thread like this..

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0/10

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Calling out = Suspension.
Death Threats = Its all good.

:D

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Don't worry, calling out for a fake giveaway will get you suspended but wishing someones death won't, it ain't okay but you'll pass without suspension.

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+1 I second!

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my day was pretty good.

i think you should see a doctor about it..
good luck with that bottlecap :/

10 years ago
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i swallowed a piece of metal years ago, i don't know if i eliminated it or it's still somewhere inside..

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That might hurt coming out....

10 years ago
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wow thats pretty... bad. Good luck pooping it out.

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Once I put a lemon seed in my ear. Next day doctor took it out ;)

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Hope youll get ok and it passes. Eat russian special mix just take milk and some spicy food

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And yes eat fiber too

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Closed 10 years ago by SupahMcLovin.