On sunday the 25th I am obliged by family and tradition to baptise my twins (born on july 20th 2015)...
Being an atheist myself, I very much enjoy making puns out of any religion possible, so enjoy the poll.

There will be a weeklong countdown towards the 25th with a nice little train and daily giveaway's (just in case the church explodes and I won't be able to give out the keys from the train)

PLEASE NOTE: I am taking all this religion bull with lots of humour...
If you're dead serious about it, please refrain and try to laugh...

Train SGTools protected, circumvention will lead to reroll...

small choo-choo for <3 and select groups...
Please do not beg for WL, like some other people here, I like to ninja <3 if you do/comment something I like/love...
Nagging for WL will probably get you BL...

- Another quickie added for my whitelist only
Oh, it seems the Whitelist fairy has passed by again...(this one ends sunday)

daily giveaway's:

8 years ago*

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Will the church explode and the gates of hell open up?

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Yes they will, and the Devil will come out to devour you!
Yes they will, and a fight between god, the angels, the devil and his minions will start... It will be Epic!
No it won't, you are insignificant to either god or the devil... (Goes back to play Ant Farm)
No it won't, religion is bull... (gets struck down by Mjölnir)
Potato?
Never mind god and the devil, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will make an appearance and give out delicious nooodles for all... Let's pray: Ramen
Potato Noodles...
Off course not, your twins are the cutest and their cuteness will save the world...

Thanks and bump :)

8 years ago
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Bumpy

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Can I haz extra meat balls plz?

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and the devil said let the fire burn bright and create light

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Thanks, bump and Blessings XD

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+1 for the smiles!

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Man how is it having twins? It's a big dream of mine to have twins and luckily my girlfriend carries the twin making genes and I can't wait!

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Don't worry you'll have two perfect henchmen when they grow up!
Boys or girls?

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Both, it's a non identical twin... Atleast I can keep them apart easily...

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Haha that's great! Congratulations!

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its like the old saying "Children are a blessing - twins are a curse"... someone said that right? I'm sure that someone has definitely said that!

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HAA!
make me laugh out loud at work XD

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Oh goody... a religion topic on the forums.... can we talk politics next?

I find atheists just as obnoxious (if not more so) than religious nut cases (yes, including the praise jesus i speak in tongues, or the i slapped your forehead and imbued your soul with christ so you feint nut cases - are these things real? I don't believe so, but the power of the human mind and its control over the body is quite amazing and the non-real experience may physically seem very real).

As an agnostic, I believe that it is currently impossible to know whether there is a god or not. Ass such, I acknowledge the limits of human perception and am fully prepared to embrace whichever side of the argument - either atheism or religion - when there is substantial proof/evidence.

When an atheist makes the bold claim that there definitely is no god, they imply that human perception is not limited and that they are afforded the intellectual right to make such claims about the universe.

The problem in the religious argument is simply that people of faith and people who outright dismiss religion fall into the same trap. Believers and Atheists are actually quite similar in mindset, albeit on the opposite side of the spectrum.

I find it comical when believers debate atheists. Believers talk about how their religious texts prove this, prove that, this and the other thing. Atheists lean on man's limited understanding of the universe through science and say 'there is no proof that god exists - therefor there is no god'. Atheists try to make the case that science is on their side through intellectual dishonesty while claiming to have superior intellect! LOL. The truth of the matter is that - there is no proof that a god(creator) exists, yet there is no proof that a god(creator) does not exist.

But probably the last thing that everyone here (myself included) wants to hear, are unsolicited religious opinions - so I will simply say my family is also very religious (I was also that way once upon a time - until I got outside of the USA bible belt - and did a lot of foreign travel) and I have learned to accept their misguided attempts to 'convert' me back to christianity whenever I speak with them via phone or go to family gatherings. But I have come to understand through time that those attempts are only done out of love and wanting (what they believe to be) the best for me (since their belief in the after-life and all). You should probably put your personal 'intellectual' beliefs aside and understand their intent behind their actions.

Above all else though, I do enjoy a good ol round of discussions that induce critical thinking and questioning ideas and beliefs but at the end of the day I believe we should not try to convert each other into our line of thought but rather to celebrate our differences in ideology. And if you don't agree to that - you can fuck off! :D

Thank you for the train, I won't be entering because - religion and stuff - but thank you none-the-less.

8 years ago
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To start, TL;DR WoT...

It seems you have jumped at the title of my topic and failed to read it, so you didn't see the sarcasm intended...

it also states (in bold none the less) the following:
PLEASE NOTE: I am taking all this religion bull with lots of humour...
If you're dead serious about it, please refrain and try to laugh...

So you didn't read, or you would have known to refrain...

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you will need a preacher for that :3

sad to see some people here can't stop being annoying, like in the first page...

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It is really sad indeed...
Some people really fail to see it's about a wonderfull day with family, while bragging over my kids (also, lots of booze) and giving something to the community (games, who doesn't like games?)

Hope you enjoyed the train and win something ;) I'd try out the <3 one out if I were you ;)

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Bumpity bump. Thanks for the gibs.

Personally, I'm a Buddhist, and I'm pretty passive about the religion thing. I feel that one should take the time to do as much research as one wants to about all possible religions and make an informed decision from there. My parents passed on their beliefs but never pressured me so I'm pretty terrible in terms of practicing but that's the great thing about being a Buddhist...I can be as inactive as I want and still be considered a "good" Buddhist haha.

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Noodle Bump

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Bumpy <3

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I woke back up bump xD (just to have a excuse to bump :P )

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well, happy baptism i guess, good luck your not from a jewish family, the hole circumcision thing is much more controversial, they are just getting a free bath :P

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A cup of water I can call a compromise... If anyone tries to cut of anything off of my little angels (read small devils), they'll have to face me with some heavy duty boltcutters ready to snip off "things"...

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Bump!

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buuuuuuuuuuuump, chooo chooo ^_^

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Yes they will, and the Devil will come out to devour you!

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Bump. For that Spaghetti Monster ramen prayer in the pool <3

Hate children, but I would not baptise my spawn even if anyone begged me to do it ;o

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You should consider broadening you horizons if you hate kids. Baptism gone wrong is a great excuse for "unintentional" drownings.

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U might need some restraint in thinking if you want to 'unintentionally' drown someone ;D
I personally prefer a shower in the bathroom to this sprinkling in church, but whatever rings your bells ;D

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Oh come on! You know that the Craft Cheese and Macaroni deity is better than a Ramen deity. So much cheesy golden comfort food goodness!

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Make me some good mac&cheese, please. I'll be the judge! If it's good I'll bow to your deity gladly! :3
Will not discriminate good foodzzz <3

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Bump

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bump!

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With all the references to religion as bull, I was really hoping for a Mithras pun.

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Why would I need to, the church abolished his religion, or rather, started wearing him on their empty heads, so any mention of the church is a mithras pun... :p

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Oh come on! You know that Pelor is better than MIthras! ;-P

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Best wishes bump!

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Bump and thanks!!!!

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And the reason why the 'church won't explode', in a word is: Grace.

Thanks for sharing the fun / train.

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Bump/Bump (twin Bump)

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Closed 8 years ago by VaKhajDar.