The beard suits you........................................................................................I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE............

You bear a passing resemblance to a young Tom Hanks, and you appear to be holding something a bit larger and less floppy than an invisible cat--maybe an invisible watermelon?

Invisible cats are the best, they can be like ninja theives

Did you get scared or something because you look in a state of fright

Well driving around on that little pink........................um................................bike? You would be the slowest guy around, I could crawl faster I think.

And woah someone's getting some action in that last pic! (nice camouflaged tie btw)

Hahaa, that second picture is awesome!! You're expression is like "b*tch please" :3

You remind me of my younger brother's friend.

He's one of the most annoying little punks I've ever met.

Nice hat.

All dat swag

You look quite a bit like someone I knew years ago, even just judging by half your face. lol

Pretty :)

Marry me!

You are one ugly girl.

So it is not you on your avatar? D:

You're really pretty from what I can see :)

I would more so that it is like 78% of your face, but maths sucks and is pointless, eat cake thats more fun.

PS nice pic

You look just like a friend of mine. Minus the cig.

You don't say? lol

+1 ;)

Well at least you're aware of it ;)

Drugs

I'd guess you have been sniffing the same stuff you use on your hair to make it stick up like that °u°

24 hours gaming marathon?

that hair lol

not enough AWESOME! or possibly peas

U look funny. ^_^

dude have confidence ;) I look like a train rolled over my face but I'm unique XD

6' 6"? Damn, your still growing too, impressive.

you should play basketball :D

Holy crap. You're 1'4" taller than me haha.

You seriously remind me of this guy from the movie "The Watch".

ERIC DRAVEN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?

The most epic stache ever!! Even the Mario brothers don't have staches as awesome as yours!! ( ⁀ ▽ ⁀)

Sure, dream on... pfff xD

Oh, but if my stache were a stache as plentiful as your stache.

Damn I feel so unmanly now without such an amazing mustache ;)

why did you photoshop...? you get the question.

X_X got some strange weird thoughts because of that lol

I WISH I WAS A COOL RACE W/BODY HAIR, PLS SHARE WITH ME THE SECRET OF YOUR PEOPLE

Sorry i'm a man i must check first and i wanna say:

F*** that mustache. check it that tit's !

Speaking of epic staches (and yours is exactly that), this is what my niece will be getting for her first Christmas from my partner and I: Baby stache!

Damn, why are australians such crazy mofos like this guy.

Sometimes I wish I would've been born in australia not austria.

Something went wrong with your pic, you look invalid :P

Clicky

"magic is for Pigeons" - I dont think anyone will get this

I'd post the pic as is, without that background. It's awesome :D

2 is not there but 1 is still cool XD

There's a word that perfectly describes your comment, paranoia.