I learned to use the toilet today!

teaach me?

You guys use toilets?

What does wiping have to do with toilets? Do you mean when you miss and it lands on the seat? I thought that was what socks were for.

you should think about buying one of those space toilets from nasa
YAY

Try wiping with the roll itself. I had to do it once when there was no toilet paper left.
It wasn't nice nor easy but it was creative.

You can have a cookie (>'_')>O

Here a Tutorial for all you new toilet users , something special for you with detailed steps

And not one fuck was given

What did you used before when you did not use a toilet? o.o

It's always front to back, not back to front.

Also stop when you see red, just to be sure.

That's what you think eh?

Congrats!! :D