Easiest way to Die.?

cut nuts off

Start fighting crime, you may save a few people before you eventually get shot, stabbed or beaten to death. So, you know... win-win.

I have thought about that very subject quite a lot today, but then I have well over 1,000ml of liquid morphine I could just drink. My wife took my kids and left me today, after taking me 8 miles away, to the hospital because I had an X-Ray scheduled, she left me there and, over the space of nearly 2 hours of me looking for her and trying to ring her, (she previously answered the phone to the receptionist and said she was on her way back and will be there in 5 minutes), fast forward an hour and a half later, I eventually get a lift home from my mother and I come back to an empty house. The only things left are my PC and my clothes, she's taken, literally, everything else...but I don't give a rat's fucking ass about stuff, she's taken my fucking kids away from me, the only 2 people I can honestly say I truly, unconditionally love and she's taken them from me.
The way she did it, too, basically abandoned me at a hospital, (I'm disabled so she knew I had no way of getting home), and used that time to take all the stuff and leave. She never even TRIED to talk to me over the last 3 weeks, (that's how long she has been planning this), to try and save the marriage, instead she took me to get my X-Ray done, under the pretence of being concerned for me, and does that. Even the neighbours knew before I did, how fucking shitty is that?

Please get help. Suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems. :(

Dunno, would like to know as well.

he has entered over 16k giveaways, won 29 of them, and donated a single bundle game.

your something special, thats for sure

Im just going to leave this .. over here... (no cliky) http://puu.sh/9Xunt/ee14acc033.jpg

Seriously, fuck all of you who actually provided him with suggestions. I don't care if you sincerely believe in the "right to die" or if you're just being an asshole. Just fuck off.

Judging by the comments here it looks like many people have actually been thinking how to do it. Hah, who would have though gamers are suicidal.
I suggest you a good psychologist or psychiatrist, therapy do help with depression, I'm currently trying to fight it and get my life back in order.
If you wanna die anyway: I would jump from the highest building I could find, if I gonna go at least I want to see a really nice view before. If you lived here I would suggest this, hands down the best place to jump in my province.

Well, that was a rather pathetic attempt at a joke, if you ask me...

if ur gonna die can u at least give me all ur steam stuff?

Seriously, it's not worth it. Life has it's ups and downs. I spend a lot of time wanting to kill myself too, but I know that it gets better. It always does. You've gotta grab life by the balls! Instead of killing yourself, do something badass. Maybe you could go out and help homeless people. On the plus side, if you get threatened at gunpoint it doesn't matter because you want to be dead anyway. But if not, you still managed to kick ass. It's better to build a great reputation in your life, because then when you finally do die, you're going to me remembered. If you just kill yourself like a wussy, sure there will be initial shock value, but no one is even going to care before long. Go out and make life worth living, OP! You're worth it.

And you can do other stuff like trying out for theatre, too. Theatre is my biggest passion and it keeps me from wanting to kill myself. Or maybe join a church group. Besides, that helps you meet the ladies, anyway! Find great things to do and be awesome, OP. I have faith in you!

Suicide FAQ

This is the part where I tell you not to do it, but words are words. Just think it over again, suicide is the easy way out.

1st thing u have to ask it on steamgifts and wait till we say u to not do this

Suicide is for selfish pussies. Be a vigilante and hunt down people that deserve to be dead and hope you'll at some point die in the process.

Jump from the highest tower in your region. You will not be able to feel anything, its instant death.

encyclopediadramatica.es/suicide some content are nsfw there but ofcourse you dont care at this point.

Well, cut your artery, I think thats the fastest painless way!

I heard making lots of giveaways can overdose you on happiness, you should try that.

You won't be able to play DotA if you die.

You don’t want to die buddy. Asking for a way to die to other human beings is a subconscious way your mind is asking for help and fighting with you inner demons.

Dying its easy… you don’t need help for that… Living is the real deal, and actually we are dying every day of our already short lives, so the only thing we really have is our time to do something special with it, and everybody have troubles, so stop being a victim, and stand up and fight your demons man!!!

Being a gamer it’s clear evidence that you are a dreamer like the rest of us, so stop being a fool and try to reach your dreams.

We only live once, so don’t be a coward, and be better than your problems. Humans are amazing survivors, so I know you can do it. If you want a friend to talk about it, add me, I don’t have answers, but I’m a good listener, and I’m sure talking about your troubles will make you find the answer you are looking for.

take this guide: http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html

You don't respawn in real life remember...at least i don't think so

No quick and easiest way to die, really... There is always a small chance of survive with heavy disabilities. You can go to a city hospital to see with your own eyes who did not succeed. So the best way to stop suffering is to face the problem to solve it.

I don't give you any suggestions because my suggestion would actually kill you.