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Fund my future giveaways! [PUZZLE, EXTRA-EXTRA HINTS]

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Shell out for my fortune predictions. All you have to do is follow the link below and answer the questions. When that is done you will be directed to another page where you can fill in your personal information and select your payment option. Those who do this will not only have the opportunity to have their fortune read by yours truly but they will automatically improve their luck and increase their chances of hearing good news soon. Those who don't do all this get nothing. Of that much I assure you. Please allow one week until you receive the prediction. These things... they take time. Now come, come, don't be shy.

EDIT 1

I gave a lot of hints for part 1 in the comments.

For part 2 I am referring to something that recently broke the news in the gaming community and here in the forums too. An ending more disliked than the one in Mass Effect 3 but not as well known. Most said the dark matter ending that was originally planned was better than what we got in Mass Effect 3 but I'll let you be the judge of that. Pay attention to the description.

For part 3, well, no one has made it to part 3 yet and the reward is juicy, just saying...

EDIT 2

And we have the first solver! So far the entries are

Part 1: 3
Part 2: 1
Part 3: 0

It's hard, yet easier than you might think, and this means that should you solve it then your chances of winning are great! And let me remind you that the final reward is EXTRA JUICY!

For those of you stuck in part 2: Your stuggles are a true drama! But it is nothing like the drama of those who witnessed this ending! Can you find this drama? Search for that drama, in a location not far from here.

For the tortured souls trying to solve part 3:

Don't you find potery nostalgic?
No deeper meaning behind the words.
Echoes of adventures, travelling far,
far away from the origin,
like fragments in a steam.
Do you remember what it was like?

11 years ago*

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i dont get it.. im a muggle?

11 years ago

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Even with my peerless psychic skill I cannot realize where that one came from.

11 years ago

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Deleted

This comment was deleted 2 years ago.

11 years ago

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You lie!

11 years ago

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Reporting.

Edit: I was just kidding. ;)

11 years ago

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face palming.

11 years ago

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Re-face palming because I was just kidding. :)

11 years ago

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Re-Re-face palming because joke wasn't funny anyways. :)

11 years ago

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Re-Re-Re-face palming because I found the joke funny. :)

11 years ago

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Reported for face palming.
Reported for re-face palming.
Reported for re-re-face palming.
Reported for re-re-re-face palming.

11 years ago

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Something like this happened to one of my previous thread. And then a mod showed up!

11 years ago

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NGPRIEST all over again :/

11 years ago

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I remember him a little bit. What was the deal with him again?

11 years ago

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well your topic title reminded me of him :P he would make people pay some amount to him, and then create the giveaways here.. untill the secret got out :D and bam! you can see him :D

11 years ago

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Yes, this stain on the floor, loko must have been really mad. I must say though, that this shape suits him better.

11 years ago

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Apparently my birthday is wrong. That's nice to know.

11 years ago

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Oh my...

11 years ago

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Same. :)

11 years ago

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Impossible! Think people!

11 years ago

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wat?

11 years ago

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harr harr harr

11 years ago

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I'll help fund it with keys.

Darksiders: T8M8F-XHHVB-L3IK6

Red Faction: Armageddon: 4V9GE-NBI5J-RHYI5

Red Faction: Armageddon Path to War DLC: NN8B9-XG8EE-ME5BP

11 years ago

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Ninja key stealing technique from another ninja, successful. That DLC belongs to me now! And I was slooooooooooow too. Thanks.

11 years ago

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Having just spent a minute staring at the screen willing the answers to reveal themselves, I have cunningly deduced - I don't have a fucking clue.

11 years ago

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Most of them share something in common.

11 years ago

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Hrm, stuck on 2+5. Will give it another go later.

11 years ago

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For 2, think the opposite of 1, sort of... How can I possibly know what sign/constellation doesn't belong to you. There are 2 (somewhat) "obvious" asnwers

I suppose you tried this one with trial and error but did not get the answer
Think opposite of 1, sort of. This sign/constellation cannot be yours because...

11 years ago

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Aaaah, you are back to torture us. I will survive!

11 years ago

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for as long as you know how to love you know you're still alive?

I ended up not getting two questions right :3 2 and 5 like someone above. Ah well

11 years ago

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That's another trope?
I'm left with Q5 only.

11 years ago

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no, that's a song called I Will Survive

11 years ago

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Sorry for forcing you to explain!

11 years ago

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oh no you didn't

11 years ago

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh -> just saw your new avatar. (This definitely sliding to an off-topic)

11 years ago

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5 is the only one with a hint, that is becuase unlike the other answers it doesn't... Look above it for another hint.

11 years ago

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I hope that will be sufficient.

11 years ago

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What happened to your face? Plastic surgery/augmentation gone wrong?

11 years ago

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horribly wrong

11 years ago

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You should be able to answer 3 if you got the rest.

11 years ago

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Also 3 2 and 5 are three questions, not two.

11 years ago

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Seems your parser got my sentence wrong. Two questions, 2 and 5. ":3" is an emote

EDIT: but I did get number 5 now.

11 years ago

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Dat sneaky space. What do you think, did I overdo it again?

11 years ago

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Well you still have 0 solvers eh? :D Seems between me and chour it is solved but alas, if I got #5 then chour prolly gonna get it, too, but the opposite not necesarily true with me getting #2

11 years ago

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From my point of view Q2 is infinitely easier than Q5 (still don't get it).

11 years ago

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Look at 4, now back to 5. Now back at 4, now back to 5. Sadly it isn't 4 but if it stopped using lady scented bodywash and switched to Troll Spice, it could smell like it's 4.

11 years ago

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doctorofjournalism

How 'bout no

11 years ago

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gaishnik!

11 years ago

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You're back! Finally! I remember when I first joined this site you made me so frustrated with your questions. D:<

11 years ago

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Too bad, I don't remember you :( maybe we didn't chat much back then or maybe you changed your avatar or maybe you weren't very active back then, I don't know. But there is time to make up for that because I came back to haunt you with more questions!

11 years ago

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Haha, back then it was like my first week or two here. I tried a few of your puzzles and stuffs. Got frustrated, then you disappeared. lol I also was (still am!) a puzzle noob.

11 years ago

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You were unlucky to fall victim to my puzzles. Not every puzzle-maker is as crazy as me! Now try solving this one, I restrained myself from going overboard with the difficulty.

11 years ago

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There are some hard questions so if have really tried and have trouble finding the answer then it's OK to post here for some additional hints (I will not charge extra for them).

11 years ago

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my english not good but i solved the first question, and i think that enough, thanks for good puzzle :3

11 years ago

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None of the questions require especially good English. Only questions 4 and 5 may be of difficulty if you do not know the terms I am referring to in English.

11 years ago

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Oh my god, this is frustrating!!! I only got the first question, I take things too literately I guess, like why is my day of love not Valentine's day! Okay I'm hooked I need to solve these questions

11 years ago

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The day of love I am asking for occurs far more often than just once a year. And you know it very well. You just don't know it as the day of love :P

11 years ago

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Hahah, okay okay, I have though about some questions while commuting, things are falling into place. I still have a long way to go hehe

11 years ago

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Try thinking about it 24/7, you should be able to find some more answers that way!

11 years ago

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bobthejeffmonkey

Well that helped, thanks, but that's the only one that I can get so far

Edit: Overthinking this, got 1,6, and 9 and now that I know the pattern will probably get more soon

Edit: Stuck on 2, 4, 5, and 8

Edit edit edit: got 2!

11 years ago

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I've made numerous comments about 4 and 5 in this thread. 4 is the easier of the two. As for your other problem, have you ever tried fighting on the streets?

11 years ago

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bobthejeffmonkey

Don't understand 8 but I got it via random guessing :P

11 years ago

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Shame on you! Come back when I post the results to see what it was, you are missing out.

11 years ago

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bobthejeffmonkey

I shall. But also found out that I'm too poor (30/50), so no point in me solving the rest of it right now besides for the funsies

11 years ago

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bobthejeffmonkey

Well, actually I might know why it's what it is but only if it has something to do with Samuel L. Jackson

SO yeah, I probably don't know why it is what it is

11 years ago

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Samuel L.Jackson with pink hair?
That was 'Vote for Wormy' campaign funding. Long ago.

Now that I think about it it makes me sad, cause my comments may survive me...

11 years ago

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Are there answers with more than one words?

11 years ago

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The answers to questions 4 and 5 are two words.

11 years ago

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19:00 - 'Hints will appear in 0h 30m'
20:00 - 'Hints will appear in 0h 30m'

What?

11 years ago

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I think you need to answer one question first and only then will the timer start. But don't get your hopes up nor down, only question 5 has a hint there. I thought it would be better if I offered hints here. It's more dynamic that way.

11 years ago

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Stuck on #5 only :/
Edit: I think my English is too bad to get that one :(

11 years ago

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If it was good enought to get you 4 then it should be good enough to get you 5. Remember that unlike the other answers, 5 doesn't actually...

11 years ago

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0 solvers after 20 hours? It may actually be too hard.

11 years ago

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Of course it's hard. It's my puzzle after all. But we now do have winners and many more are on the edge of solving it.

11 years ago

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Hue. Bump for solved!

11 years ago

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Also solved. Holy shit I feel smart and dumb at the same time

11 years ago

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Only my puzzles can make you feel that way! That's because they are a unique kind of puzzles crossbred with trolling. I call them trozzles!

11 years ago

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Oh and now that I've checked, I can tell you have solved nothing. Because doing so matters.

11 years ago

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What? I solved your itstoohard puzzle; I was the second one to do so. Didn't enter the giveaway though.

11 years ago

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You only solved part 1. What about the other 2 parts?

11 years ago

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why you and not me?

11 years ago

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What do you mean? Whatever you mean I already know the answer. Because I'm awesome!

11 years ago

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2, 4, and 5 left. Im trying not to give up! Really great puzzle btw!

Edit: Any help on 4?

11 years ago

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Your parents give it to you. And then you are stuck with it for the rest of your life. Unless you change it. Sometimes it is something very embarrassing.

11 years ago

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Could you post answers later when its over? Im really curious now

11 years ago

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Yes but only for part 1 and part 2.

11 years ago

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UPDATE:
It seems I underestimated the difficulty of question 5 due to cultural differences. So I'll help some more. As I have said numerous times 4 and 5 are related. Both need two word answers. Lastly, if you have Family trouble with 5 then you might want to look for a Synonym.

11 years ago

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Argh...! Thanks for that hint, that helped! :)

11 years ago

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Why didn't you write it earlier? :)
Solved!

11 years ago

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Well I offered many hints for it before but you can thank Award for this one, he solved this before you did, hehe, and told me that word is uncommon in some places of the globe, which I didn't know.

11 years ago

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I feel inferior somehow. I'll sulk in the corner a bit, just a bit.

11 years ago

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My plan of fostering your rivarly for my own entertainment is proceeding according to plan!

11 years ago

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Ah let me taste your sulking.. yessss, yesssss, I feeel it.. so invigorating.. more! more!

11 years ago

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I have planned out more opportunities for this in the future but I cannot guarantee that you will not be the one sulking :p

And besides this puzzle isn't done yet. None of you two have even made it to part 2! And then there is part 3!

11 years ago

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My vision is cleared, my soul is free!
I am no longer a slave to your puzzle!
Huzzah!

11 years ago

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Enjoy your freedom while it lasts,
for everything shall once again be as it should,
with you in shackles under my command!

11 years ago

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Now it's your turn to SULK!

11 years ago

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not my style to sulk, I congratulate you old chap instead :3

11 years ago

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Ok then. I'll go singing "remember remember.." :)
P.S. ..while I wait for you.

11 years ago

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wouldn't count on me getting there. I'm obviously missing something so no go

11 years ago

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Everything you need
is spelled like this,
but seek no deeper meaning in it
than the words alone.
For there is none.
Only fragments of memories...

11 years ago

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bobthejeffmonkey

May I ask what you mean by "Family trouble"

11 years ago

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No.

11 years ago

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Steamgifts giveaway kickstarters project!

11 years ago

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Don't give me ideas... it can prove to be dangerous and you'll be to blame...

11 years ago

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